A Day In Streetsville

So me and Kyoko are jobs / guitar a huntin

*Arrive at music shop*
Kyoko : so...ummm...do u think i can put a hold on a guitar here?
shop person : yea, sure. But u'll have to put in a deposit.
Kyoko : deposit?
shop person : ...money...
Kyoko : OH! uhhh...well...
Suteki : *laughing*
Kyoko : i...uhh...don't have any money right now...sorry...
Suteki : ty ^^
*Goes to ice cream shop*
*Both buy Vanilla Ice Cream*
*Kyoko licking her cone and i'm savoring my cup* (god that sounds so wrong...o>O)
*Kyoko's ice cream starts to leak from the bottom*
Kyoko : My icecream forgot it's tampon
Suteki :*burst out laughing*
Kyoko : it's true! look! it's bleeding!!
Suteki : so it's a girl ice cream?!
Kyoko : yea!!
Suteki : *watches Kyoko licking melting ice cream away* OMG!! YURI IN ACTION!!
Kyoko : LOL!!
Suteki : ...But...u know...it COULD be a guy.
Kyoko : A guy?
Suteki : Yea! He forgot his condom!! =D!!
Kyoko : LMAO!!
Suteki : That would explain why it's white!!
*Both start laughing*
Suteki : UR GIVING A BLOW JOB JUSTINE!!
*When they finish their ice cream, they go to timmy's for a coffee*
Kyoko : *while drinking cappicino* OMG!!
Suteki : ?
Kyoko : *whispers* It's a john look-a-like!!
Suteki : *whips around* *spots guy* *whispers back* HOLY CRAP!!
*goes to comic book store*
*We some how end up staying there for more then an hour looking through the books and talking with the guy there*
*
*The guy gives us a free manga magazine*
*Happy happy* =D


And i FINALLY get a DDR pad!! ARE U READING THIS KYOKO?!?! =DD!!!!

ARGGH!!!! *Screams in pillow*

me : *gets in car*

brother : sis, could u play kingdom hearts today?

me : i already played for four hours yesterday!

bro : NO!

Me: yes! yesterday was the day that joanne came over and i played it!

dad : just play the game for him

me : but i can't just play EVERYDAY, it'd get boring!

bro : but i want you to play!! if u don't play, i'm gonna break ur kingdom hearts cd!

me : then u'll owe me 60 bucks! and don't blackmail me!!

brother : y?!

me : cause the game cost 60 bucks!!

brother : no!

me : then don't break my game!

bro : dad! can u give sis 60 bucks?

dad : IF UR GONNA NOT PLAY UR GAMES, THEN I'M NEVER BUYING U ANY MORE GAMES!!

me : I BOUGHT IT MYSELF!!!

dad : u bought it?!?!

me : YES!

dad : WELL IF U DON'T FEEL LIKE PLAYING KINGDOM HEARTS THEN WHY SHOULD I COME PICK U UP FROM WORK?!?! I DON'T FEEL LIKE PICKING U UP, SO WHY SHOULD I?!(DID u SEEE that?!?! he TOTALLY changes the topic and catches me off guard!)

me : THAT'S NOT THE SAME!!

dad : YES IT IS!

me : no it isn't!!

bro : play kingdom hearts or i'll break it!!

me : IT'S MY GAME, AUSTIN!!

(and can u believe this actually CONTINUES?!?! ARGGHH!! I CAN JUST GO INSANE!!!)

Singing Wienie

Would u find it weird if ur little brother started singing weird things...?

For example :

"Me like wienies!! me want to eat wienies!! i wanna eat eveeryone's wienies!! i love ur wienie!!"

yea...

And another thing that scared me was the fact that he had once spazzed at RAINBOW chocolate chip cookies cause he didn't get to see a RAINBOW...which is very ironic

Scenario:

"I HATE U!! I HATE U!!! *punches cookies*"

...i will never figure him out...

Being Schizo

After a rather uneventful day...

I noticed...

...them

Suteki : ow!
Suteki 2 : i shouldn't have licked that...
Suteki 3 : i'm such an idiot
suteki : OO...AM I TALKING TO MYSELF?!?!
suteki 2 : seems like it
suteki 3 : u'r such an idiot
suteki : ME?! AREN'T YOU ME?!!!?
Suteki 3 : shhhhhh!!! i'm not supposed to exsist!!!
Suteki 2 : u can't, not exsist! u'r right here!!
Suteki 3 : ohh...
Suteki : HA!! WHO'S THE IDIOT NOW?!?
Suteki 3 : I'm still u
Suteki : shit...
Suteki 2 : Can i hurt myself...?
Suteki and Suteki 3 : NO!!
Suteki 2 : ..........................I hate you...

So i have dubbed them SB (Sadistic Bully) and PS (Psychological Side)

-____-"

Edit!!~

After probing around some more...i have learned of four more of these "voices"

I have dubbed them:
Playful Flirt
Sweet Tooth
Blood Lust
and Innocent Mumbler

...I think innocent mumbler supports blood lust's ideas to kill all my friends...
but i can't prove it cause it mumbles too much...

Laughing like an evil little girl...(sad attempts at raspberries)

ok, after exams today, i was really hungry so went to the mall to eat and bought this huge ass chai latte...soo gooddd...

s oyea...after coming home, my friend came over so i could help her with her math exam...but we kept on getting distracted...Me + distraction + huge ass coffee in system = not good

Suteki : *staring at Bubbles doing math review* Am i annoying you?
Bubbles : no
Suteki : *Comes closer* am i now?
Bubbles : ...
suteki : OMG!! I JSUT REMEMBERED!! I DLOADED THIS REALYL SAD AND EERIE SONG AND I LOVE IT!! Wanna hear?
Bubbles : no, it's rea--
Suteki : opens music window and plays the song
Bubbles : ...*sigh* this is so like you...
Suteki : you like?
Bubbles : no, it scares me.
Suteki : *sad attempt at raspberry*
Bubbles : *bursts out laughing* do..do that again!! xDD
Suteki : *starts laughing too*
*Both start laughing*
*Later go to pick up my brother*
Suteki : you know what? i hate standing and waiting for him. *Plops down on the ground* Andthis wastes a lot of energy too so i'm lying down. *lies down on the pavement*
Bubbles : *sits down next to her* ur brother's friend's are gonna think ur weird.
Suteki : ohh well.............
*bus comes*
*all the little kids see Suteki on the floor and gather round her*
Bro Friend : UR SISTER'S ON THE FLOOR, AUSTIN!!
Austin : sissy, why are u lying on the floor?
Suteki : Cause it's cool!
Austin : uhh...ok...sissy, get up. let's go home.
Suteki : no.
Austin : y?
Suteki : cause.
*...Bubbles sees that Suteki won't get up and drags her back*
*they are dloading songs again*
Bubbles : OMG!! DLOAD THIS SONG FROM A MUSICAL!!
Suteki : ...u know how i hate musicals...
Bubbles : DO IT!
Suteki : *whimper* yes sir!
*After dloading*
*listening to the song*
Suteki : it's really...happy...
Bubbles : i know! isn't it great?!
Suteki : i'll just...change back to my eerie mu--
Bubbles : DON'T YOU DARE!!
Suteki : ahh!!
*listening...*
Suteki : *suddenly starts to headbob to the happy catchy music*
Bubbles : OO...Suteki?
Suteki : *notices what she was doing* WAS I HEAD BOBING TO THAT?!?!
Bubbles : *nods*
Suteki : ARGHHHHH!!! LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID TO ME BUBBLES!!! U CONTAMINATED ME WITH HAPPY CELLS!!
Bubbles :...u can't deny that it's catchy tho...
Suteki : *unconciously starts to head bob again* OMG THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME!!
*Bubbles starts to laugh hysterically*

...i still can't believe i head bobbed to such happy music...

Furry WHAT?!

*Suteki spots Bluberry's MSN name*
Suteki : IT'S FURRY?!?!
Blueberry: LOL, just one of the suggestions, don't worry.
Suteki : ARE U SERIOUS?!?! I AIN'T TAKING IT!!
Blueberry : You have no choice, we're gonna force u to wear it in the end...
Suteki : ......................
Blueberry : lol
Suteki : i'm not wearing a FURRY bra.
Blueberry : ^^
Suteki: WASN'T RAPING ME AT LUNCH TODAY ENOUGH?!?!
Blueberry : .........we were jsut trying to find out ur bra size...
Suteki : ARGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Dissecting a DISEASED Frog

First day -AFTER cutting it open (Me actually Jessica)

Sylvi : I think it's a girl. It's small.
Jessica : I'm sure it's a guy...Guy frogs are SMALLER...although that'd be an awkward situation...
Sylvi : But...there's an Egg sac there...
Jessica : Are you sure...?
Sylvi : ...yeaa...I think...
Jessica: ...fine...

Second Day - What the Teacher say. Also, Sylvi ditched me today for a interview at another school...

Jessica : *Ready to take pictures of dissected frog for presentation*
Teacher : Wait! What's that Huge Black thing in the frog...?
Jessica : uhhh...we think it's the egg sac...? So female...?
Teacher : I guess...
Jessica : But it DOES have thicker pads on it's fingers so that points to it being Male...
Teacher : that's true too...
Jessica : so i'm not sure what it is...
Teacher : Here, lemme see. *probes around* It has testes
Jessica : WHAT?!?!?!!
Teacher : yea, come see. *points at small yellow...thing and DO look like the testes on the frog innard diagram*
Jessica : OO...
Teacher : i'm jsut not sure what this huge black sac is...it CAN'T be the egg sac. it's connected to the heart...
Jessica : *shock*
Teacher : Hold on *steals frog* *leaves class*
Jessica : uhhh...
Other classmates : What happened?! Why did she take your frog? Is it really diseased?
Jessica : ...I think it's a UNISEX...
Classmates : OO...how does THAT work?!
Jessica : ...I don't know...
...
*Teacher comes back*
Teacher : You have a DISEASED frog.
Jessica : *shock* Excuse me?
Teacher : it's diseased.
Jessica : Ho-how?!
Teacher : That huge sac is it's lung.
Jessica : OO...wha...
Teacher : yea, see? Even the heart seems too big to be normal. like it had too much oxygen or something. And frogs don't breath that much through their nose, they breath through their skin. I think something happened to it before the dissection that caused the lung to inflate so much.
Jessica : ohh...
Teacher : so yea, atleast this makes for an interesting presentation.
Jessica : OO...I...guess...