Kyoko, Petra and Me

Suteki : KYOKO!!!!! (Spots Kyoko in the hall and tackles her) TIME TO GO HANG OUT!!! xD
Kyoko : Just hurry up and get your stuff so we can go and pick up my sister.
Suteki : ...sooo cccoooolllllldddddd....
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*Ish walking with a bunch of guy friends and Kyoko throws some pinecones at one of them...and misses...sadly...Then i throw it when he's about half a meter away, and HIT HIM!!! xD...*
(lol, then all the other guys start pelting him too...gomen henry!! xD it's jsut too fun to tease you...^^"")
(Kyoko almost got bumped over by Takuma as well...and he's a guy HALF her size and height)
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*Gets to the elementry school that Kyoko's little sister goes to*
Suteki : OMFG!! HI!! (spots a neightbourhood friend's mother)
Lady : Hey Suteki.
Suteki :HEEYYYYYY!!!!~~~~~
(Starts a Conversation in chinese with the lady)
Kyoko : *Feels very left out since she doesn't know mandarin* FINEEE...TOTALLY IGNORE ME THERE!!!
Suteki and Lady : blah blah blah blah blah....!!!~~~
Kyoko : ...
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*Kyoko and me and her sister are walking back to kyoko's house when we spot the neighbourhood cat, Stanley*
Suteki and Kyoko's yongest sister (she has two) : OMFG!!! STANLEY!! CUTIE!!!!!!!!!!
Suteki : goochi goochi gooo!!!! Stanley's a good kitty, yes he is...!!!! YAY!! HE ROLLED ON HIS BACK!!! (Is giving the cat a belly rub and he is TOTALLY loving it!!)
Kyoko : How OLD are you, Suteki?!?!
Suteki : Yes stanley's a good kitty, yesss heee is!!! Good kitty!!!! Stanley soo cute!!! (I get really...scary around adorable animals...)
Kyoko : ...I give up...
Suteki : awee!!! noooo!!! stanley no gooooo!!!!!
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*Suteki is just sitting outside Kyoko's house as she stares at Stanley sitting under a bush, in the rain.*
Suteki : aweee...Stanley!!!! sstttaaaannnnnllllleeyyyyyyyyy....come here kitty!!! here ish warrrmmmmm...!!!! meeeewwwww!!!!! meeoooowwww!!!!! *Kyoko comes out after using the phone*
Kyoko : Dude...Are you ok...?
Suteki : Stanley!! meaaaoooowwww!!! mew...? Stanley ish a good kitty and come here!!!
*Kyoko backs away*
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Kyoko : *Drags Suteki to Pedra's house*
Suteki : aweee...Stanley ran away...
Kyoko : I think you scared it too much...
Suteki : NO!!!
Kyoko : mhm...right..
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Suteki : PEDRA!!! ELLO!!!! (Gives her a very very long glomp)
Petra : SUTEKI!!! I MISSED U!!! -and like, can you let go of me now...?-
Suteki : me miss you too!!!!~~~ OHHHH!!! WHERE YOUR KITTY!!!!
Petra : oh!! right!! you wanted to see it!! (Petra goes to get her cutie kitty!!~)
Kyoko : NO! DON'T!!! (Too late)
Petra : Here's my cute kitty!!~~
Suteki : YAY!!!!!!!! xDDD!!! HELLO KITTY!!!! YOU'RE A CUTE KITTY!!!! MEEEOOOOWWWWW!!!!! AWEEE!!!!! YOU'RE SOO CUUUTTTTTEEEEE!!!!!
Kyoko : *hits her own head in frustration*
*Petra's kitty suddenly just leaped away and upstairs*
Suteki : OMG!!! YOUR CAT JUST TOTALLY DISSED ME!!! Dx
Kyoko : HA!!! HAAAAAAA!!!!!
...
*The three of them are walking to the nearest Roger's movie rental place in the rain, without umbrellas*
*Are suddenly beeped at by some passing cars*
Petra : Is it just me or did those cars just beep us?
Kyoko : It's not just you...
Suteki : Nope
Petra: lol, we were beeped cause we smexy!!~~
...
*At Roger's Video*
Kyoko: What are we gonna watch??
Suteki : I donno...
*wanders off...*
*Petra and Kyoko are deep in discussion as i wander around looking for something that at least looks interesting...*
*They come back with two movies*
Kyoko : What do you wanna watch Suteki? Saw II or The Exorcisim of Emily Rose?
Suteki : ...dude...why didnt' i have a say in this...? *Does not like scary movies*
Petra : Well, lets go see what they'll let us take out first before we decide.
Kyoko : Yea
Suteki : wa-what...? -what about my option...?- *totally did not even get a chance to choose a movie*
Roger's Video person : You can't watch this. (gyaaa...they can't tell us what to watch or not!!! Dx...it was NA-18...)
Kyoko : Saw II it is...
Suteki : OMFG!! CANDY!!! (Grabs 6 mega chocolate bars without hesitation)
...
*Are walking back*
Suteki : Hey...Macdonalds...haven't had that for awhile...you guys want fries...?
Kyoko : Sure...? If you are then w/e
Petra: I donno, cause Macdonalds is sorta like...animal killers... ...
*We Enter the Macdonalds place*
Petra : I SEE ANIMAL ABU-*Kyoko covers her mouth before she can yell out anything else*
...
*Are eatting the fries outside of the shop in the rain instead of INSIDE...*
(Yes...i do not know what we were thinking...)
Petra : THEY'RE PROMOTING SEX!! (yells that cause there was a couple standing next to us...)
Kyoko : *Covers Petra's mouth* shhhhhhhh!!!!!
Suteki : You guys want?
Kyoko : *Takes some*
Suteki : Petra?
Petra : Animal harrassement...*And yet strangely she took some anyways...* ooooo!!!! Ketchup!!! Can i have it??
Suteki : Uhhh...sure...? Are you gonna suck on it?
Petra: no, i'm gonna write a hello with it on the shop walls!!
Kyoko : But we might get in trou-
Suteki : Just make sure they don't see you ^^
Kyoko : *Hits head in frustration*
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*Are Walking home*
*sudden awkward moment when pplz from me and Kyoko's school pass us*
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Kyoko : *Random* I'm tiiirrrreeeeddddd...PEDRA!! PIGGY BACK ME!! *Jumps on Petra* Petra * AHHH!!! HEAVY!!!! (Kyoko actually weighs about 90-100 pounds...Dx...)
Kyoko : I'm not heavy!!!
Petra : I'm weak!!! Go on Suteki!!!
Suteki : OO...*runs away screaming*
Kyoko : SUTEKI GET BACK HERE!!
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*They get back*
Suteki : i don't wanna watch...!!!
*Kyoko and Petra -drag- her into the basement theater place...area...*
Suteki : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*In the Saw Movie*
*Kyoko is lying on her stomach while under a blanket and cowering...slightly...*
*Petra and Suteki are hugging each other closely as they try to stop the sounds of the video coming into their ears*
*Suteki ish shaking very badly and whimpering*
Kyoko : OMFG!! NOOO!!!!
Petra : AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Suteki : EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW!!!!! ...
*Are scared...*

Current Mood : *Ish very very scared...*
Current Obsession : *Writing this down*

lol, this who post was a big over exagguration ^^...with tidbits of truth...

30 Hour Famine is...Evil...?

I just wanted my community service hourss....

But it seems that the one thing holding me back from becoming -slightly- anerexic is my friends...they're so mean...><

Hello Kitty : One of my friends who has the cutest things and is the sweetest girl i know (lol, u know who you are...*cough Alice cough*
Bush : My friend who has the word "Bush" in it so i refer to her as Bush most of the time now...xD...her real name's actually Bushra, but...lets just pretend the "RA" isn't there...
JoJo : lol, our nickname for her, she has the biggest manga collection i know of compared to my school library and the public library with a collection of over 150 manga books...i only have 44...Dx...but by the end of may i'll have around 70!!...

Most of you know that you need 40 hours to graduate to get out of high school, right? Well...i was deprived of five of my hours today when my friends wouldn't let me sign up for the thirty hour famine...Dx...but i wanted to starve with Bushra...

A Bunch of friend who spotted me in the guidance councellor office and are all signing up for community service hours too: JESSICA!!
Suteki : Owwww...earrsssss...bleeding...*is hugged rapidly in succetion by her many friends there*
Hello Kitty : What are you gonna sign up for?
Suteki : i donno...what is there...?
Bush : Sign up for thirty hour famine with me!!! Then the MS marathon walk!!
Suteki : ...Uhhhhh...ok...? *Signs up for marathon*
Jojo : Are you really gonna starve yourself...?
Suteki : seems like it...?
Bush : YES SHE IS!! WITH ME!!
Suteki : *Cannot find sheet...* Uhhh...i guess i'm not...
Bush : YES!!! Wait, WHAT?!?
Suteki : I'm not...?
Bush : You suck!!
Suteki : Woot!!

And yes...Besides...my friends wouldn't let me anyways...I barely even eat enough...

Current Mood : *Slightly annoyed at how slow her FMA is dloading...*
Current Random : OMFG IT'S A BOOK!!

*GASP!* THERE'S NO MORE TOFU IN THE DINING BUNKER!!

Petra : One of my bestest bestest rocker buddies who's Kyoko's friend as well. Together they make the "Stoned Sisters" lol

This is a msn convo that was just very very random...xD

Suteki : KYOKO!!!
Petra : THERE'S NO MORE TOFU IN THE DINING BUNKER !!
Kyoko : *GASP!!* QUICK!! GET MORE!!
Suteki : GYAA!! THERE'S NO MORE!!! Dx
Kyoko : NOOO!!!!!
Suteki : THIS IS A CRIME WORSE THEN MURDER!!

Current Mood : *ish happily chewing on beef jerky...*
Current Random : CRAYONS ARE SMEXIER THEN UUUUUUU!!!!!

Cursed by Indian Burial Sites

I dislike my father. He always yells and never tries to figure out a problem between us before going in a fit of rage...

This time wasn't any different. But this time was the first time i ever LEFT the house, crying, at 10pm with only my cloths and a flimsy sweater on. My mom saw me grabbing my jacket and took off after me as i stormed to a park about 300 meters away from my house. It was also pretty scary since there were no lights near the park and a huge forest behind it.

It was either that or the cemetary.

I slipped onto a swing and was sobbing.

Suteki's Mom : You know he never was always like this.
Suteki : *hic sob...cry cry..*
Suteki's Mom : I don't know when he got like this...i think it was the time after we moved here...do you think our house is haunted?
Suteki : *...sobbbbb....*
Suteki's Mom : Maybe they built it on a aboriginal cemetary and now the ghosts are causing him to act like this.

After that point i was sorta scared of my mom's imagination...

Current Mood : *Je est tres trieste*
Current Obsession : Stabbling heated needles into a voodoo doll that looks alot like her father.

Demented Chocolate...

*sh Who would ever think that chocolate could be so dangerous...

Kyoko
Jew : Kyoko's Boyfriend who insisted on being called this...xD
Leech-Girl

So anyways...today was a half day for us pplz in high school cause the grade tens had to write their literacy test. I hadn't eatten my pills yesterday (I have to eat vitamin pills every night after dinner or i'll either a) end up very grumpy cause of a building migraine - like i am now- OR b) be very unenergenic for that day and be half dead.)

MOVING ON! My mom was scared i'd collapes cause we didn't get a break period for lunch so she handed me a chocolate bar from HALLOWEEN...yes...HALLOWEEN!! And note the day today...

Suteki : i'll be fineeeee....
Suteki's Mom : *shoves it into Suteki's face* TAKE IT OR THE HEAT'S GONNA GET TO YOU AND YOU DIIEEEEEEE!!!
Suteki : oooo...sound's fun!!~
Suteki's Mom : JUST TAKE THE CHOCOLATE BAR!!
Suteki : fiiinneeee...*grumble grumble grumble..*

So i donno what i was doing but i told Leech girl about the chocolate bar after school and she immiediately wanted some...-_____-""...

Leech Girl : sooo...what about that chocolate bar, eh?
Suteki : ...*mumbles as she tries to get the chocolate bar out of her pocket...*
Kyoko : Chocolate bar? what chocolate bar...?
Suteki : *slowly pulls it out as everyone reels back* uhhh...soo...anyone want some...? *opens it...*
Jew : ...it's oozing out...
Suteki : ......I think it's bleeding...
Random Friend of a Friend's : I'll pass thank you very much.
Suteki : Leech Girl? You still want it...?
Leech Girl : ...
Kyoko : Omfg, you guys are so paranoid. Not liek it's gonna KILL you. It's chocolate! (snags a piece that was slowly breaking off...)
*Everyone stares wide eyed as she popped it int oher mouth...*
Suteki : You still ok?
Kyoko : ...*dies*
*Everyone backs away*
Jew : Damn it, you just killed my girlfriend!

Don't worry folks, Kyoko was just knocked unconcious for a few hours...Doctors said something about loss of blood to the head...

Current Mood : *Sleepy...no pills = BAD...*
Current Random : ...The Chocolate's bleeding...
Current Song : DreamScar - Origin

The Speck called Earth

Yesssss.......the earth is a speck, cause it isn't important enough for me to watch the news and figure out what's going on in the world. It's not important enough for me xD

Schizo : An online friend who is a wonderful -soon to be- authoress. But I have named her Cupcake...

Suteki : CUPCAKE!!!! (HUGGG)
Schizo : Hello (Notice the non-enthusiastic hello there)
Suteki : Sup?
Schizo : Watching the news...
Suteki : OO...The news...yea...what's that again? xD
Schizo : ...
Suteki : I'm not that informed about the world...
Schizo : You've got to be more informed then that, right?
Suteki : lol, actually...i'd be one of those pplz who will be like...Person : "Did u see the news yesterday?! THE WORLD'S GONNA EXPLODE IN TWO DAYS!!"....Me : "oh? really? that's interesting...well, i guess it's not too late to tell you that i've hated your guts ^^"
Schizo : I'm sure it's not THAT bad
Suteki : ...lol...more like...News Reporter : "What are your feelings now that your friend was kidnapped by a serial rapest / killer?"...Me : "uhhh...my friend was kidnapped...? ohh well, as long as i'm not paying the ransom or w/e, I'm fine."
Schizo : ...well...nice to see you care about ur friends...
Suteki : lol, ty ^^

Yess....
Current Mood : *crying cause the world's gonna explode in two days...*
Current Obsession : Making the world explode...xD

Paparazzi Friends

You know you're loved toooo much when...

Andie L : My Green Day loving friend with the cool I-pod cover.
Stephy L : Another Punk rocker friend.
Other Friend taking Picture : OO...i donno what to say...uhhh...help...?

Ok, everytime after everyone finishes eatting, my gamer friends (guys) go to sit in the library and read manga. Then my other friends stay and sit in the caf and talk. Then my other group of friends (just a large group of pplz consisting of guys and girls who i'm not sure what to label them when they're together in a group) go to sit in the gym hall way cause most of our lockers are there and it's roomy and friendly.

Today, as usual, i head to the gym hallway to hang out with Kyoko and my other friends (and to get my stuff for next period) And it's strangely quiet as i head there cause we're usually pretty loud but you can't see everyone until you turn a corner to face it. And...

Suteki : Ello guys.
Andie L : Hey Suteki *Points camera that seemed to magically appear out of no where at me*
Suteki : *Bangs into the locker trying to avoid the gaze of the evil camera*
Andie L : HAHA!! TO LATE!!
Suteki : DAMN!! *walks on...but...*
Other friend taking picture : Suteki!
Suteki : huh? *turns and nearly dies as she sees a camera phone in her hand* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
*snap*
Other friend taking picture : lolzzzzz...
Other friends : lolzzzzzzzzzzz...
Suteki : You guys are evil...
Andie L : *Suddenly is taking a lot of snippet pictures of me panicking to get away from the camera but failing sadly and just slumping on the floor to cry...*

Yess...I can see them all as sucessful paparazzi some day...chasing after the next GreenDay or something...

Current Mood : *Feels Invaded*
Current Music : Staind - Reply
Current Random : GROW A ROSE IN THE BACKYARD PLLZZZZ MUMMMMM!!!! EWWW!! IT'S "BEING IAN"!! *laughs at the sad sad show...*

Did i mention it was actually a video of me panicking and screaming my head off as i tried to hide...? (This information was found out later...><)

We love you for the KFC fries

Today, I have learned how "loved" I am by my friends.

Jenni : The most leecherous person, non-acedemically, that u will ever meet...She tries to take my snacks everytime she gets a chance...-___-" i will be labelling her "Leecher Friend"
Blueberry : My nickname for her...she's too blue...But most pplz know her as MARS. (No, not the god of war or the planet. She's too nice for that)
Christine : Let's just call her "Drawer Girl"
Emi : My friend who is in grade 9, but does grade ten math and STILL get 95...die!!! I MEAN!!! LIVE!! LIVE SO I CAN BEAT YOU AND BRUISE YOUR PRIDE!! I MEAN!! ok...i'll just shut up now...She also loves going to the mall to buy lunch and works at Taco Villa but has an evil boss that wants to steal her money...
KFC food lady : The Really weird lady who doesn't trust kids...But i think she knows me...i think...

Emi : Suteki!! Wanna go to KFC today? We haven't gone in so long...
Suteki : But...my homework...too much textbook work...I wanna stay and do my hw...
Emi : (Somehow ends up dragging Suteki along anyways)
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*Both are in line*
Suteki : *humming to herself as they wait in the EXTREMELY long line that's always there at lunch to crush your hopes of getting KFC soon*
Emi : Was this guy infront of us before?
Suteki : *Nods very silently cause scary guy in front of them just turned around to look at them*
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KFC food lady : WHERE'S YOUR RECIEPT?!?! I'M NOT GIVING YOU YOUR FOOD IF YOU DON'T GIVE IT TO ME!!
Random High School Guy buying KFC : *Hands receipt over slowly, terrified, and has the KFC bag THRUST -literally- into his face.*
KFC food lady : THANK YOU!! *huff*
Suteki : uhhh...you go first Emi...
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*Are walking back to school*
Emi : Ohh, I have to go hang out with my older korean friends for the rest of the lunch period. So i'll be gonig through the other door.
Suteki : oh...umm...ok...*Was totally ditched, but the KFC makes up for it...i think...*
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*Walked into cafeteria and heads towards other friends*
Leech girl : Can i have a fry?!?!
Suteki : ...*hands one out to everyone there who wants one...*
Leech girl : Can i have ANOTHER?!?! (Tries to grab the bag)
Suteki : ...leech...
Leech girl : No i'm not...(Still trying to grab bag)
Suteki : ...mhm...yea, i believe you....
Drawing Girl : Can i have one more too...?
Suteki : .............................
Blueberry : Suteki, we don't love you for you, we only love you cause u buy the fries for us....and cause u have good taste...in food...
Suteki : Oh wow...nice to see u guys care so much.

Current Mood : *Was Leeched...*
Current Book : Take the Stairs by Karen Krossing
Current Random : Let's all spend hundreds of dollars at the anime convention on books!! Go crazy!! (Friends : uhhh...we're not all rich like you Suteki...) =D

J-walking is for the Pride

So anyways, me and Kyoko are just waltzing along, totally ignoring traffic rules cause we're rebels. Don't like it? Too bad you suckers.Then suddenly, a car STOPS for us...*BAM* Our pride ish buised...

I mean, isn't J-walking invented to go against traffic laws of "walk" and "don't walk"?Well...then that'd also mean we didnt' know how to read the signs...-_____-""....

ANYWAYS!!! So for rebels to BE rebels, we have to have the J-walk thing WORK. and J-walking is crossing a street of RUSHING traffic...If a J-walker had a car SLOW DOWN for them, there'd be no thrill and the J-walker would be SHAMED. But to have the car STOP FOR THEM... *Cries*


Suteki : *Goes to push traffic button -call it habit-*
Kyoko : ARE YOU CRAZY?!?! J-WALK!!!
Suteki : *Considers* And possibily get run over by a car? SURE!!
*Both step out on the street and the car STOPS for them*
*KAPOW* (And no, that wasn't the car screeching to a stop but it wasn't fast enough and hitted [not even a word] us. It was the car hitting us inside, mentally.)
Suteki : GYA!!! *Pride ish bruised beyond repair* OMFG...paaaaiiiiinnnnnnn...
Kyoko : ...I can't feel my spleen...

*Le weep* Je est tres trieste.

Current Mood : *Le sob*
Current Music : Within Temptations - See Who I Am
Current Random : BOOOMMMMM!!! And all the electrical curcuits explooodddeeeeee...And you die, nice, eh? (Me scaring a classmate in Science as I describe what happens to an over-loaded curcuit. It worked too)

Rape Central

I WILL CALL THIS BLOG....BLORG!!!! xD (cause i can't seem to pronounce it right no matter how many times i try...-____-"" Thus the name.)

Ok, so friend who we will refur to as...JUSTIN / KYOKO
Le Link to her blog : http://www.bang-bang-baby.blogspot.com
(who is actually called Justine but my brother was stubborn and labeled her Justin.)

Brother : Hi Justin.
Kyoko : uhhh...it's Justine...
Brother : Hi Justin.
Kyoko : Justine!!
Brother : Hi Justin.

And Kyoko started in a nervous fit of laughter...I think she was angry.

So...My mom is cooking dinner and suddenly asks us to go...DUN DUN DUN!! INTO RAPE CENTRAL (the basement)!!! (to get three onions...)

Anyways...so since the name of "the basement of spiders and dead insects and blood and gore" was just too long, I have named my basement, "Rape Central".(ok, maybe i'm exsadurating.) But there is a ping pong table(nudge nudge) and many "toy-things" down there...xD...

So anyways...

Kyoko : So what are we doing down here?
Suteki : ...To get raped by the rape monster...
Kyoko : oO...*LE GASP*...What?!?!
Suteki : ....Nothing...
Kyoko : *Has suddenly disappeared*
Suteki : OO...Kyoko...? KYOKO??!?!?!
Kyoko : *SCREAM!!!!!*...I'm upstairs o.o;
Suteki : uh...so's I'll get those onions now...

Yea..saddening, isn't it?

Current Mood : *ish scared cause Kyoko just suggested scary movies at her sleepover...* (Ohh, did I mention that her back door is like right there and it's left open at times...zomg! I see a rapist!!)
Current Obsession : *Rapish?*

Kyoko : I wish I was cool
Suteki : Well, you can't, you're warm.
*STAB!*
Kyoko : Some friend you are...
Suteki : ...Hi!!~

Current Random : Don't you just hate it when they start playing those sappy songs in Pokemon and you go "ZOMG! BUTTERFREE'S FLYING AWAY!!" *le cry*