Sunday, April 30, 2006

Laughing Giddily when a Friend gets Hit by a Car (Blog Virgins)

My friend tells me to calm down more cause i'm starting to get too serious and depressing to be around or something-watsiz-ma-call-it

Her Advice to me? Laugh some more and i answer with

Suteki : Laugh some more?? but if i laugh too much i get giddy and that's not good cause yeaa...
Lor : well, i don't mean laugh TOO much, jsut a little more to lossen up.
Suteki : well, i can't help it. this is what happens if i get too giddy. i'd be so unconcious of my actions. Then my sadistic side would increase tenfold. would u like an example?
Lor : well, i'm sure it's not tha--
Suteki : i'd be laughing my ASS off if a friend got hit by a CAR
Lor : OO...
Suteki : Imagine
*Walking home with friend and can't stop laughing cause too giddy*
*Friend going "OO" as she helps support Suteki stand up properly*
*Friend suddenly gets hit by a car outta no where*
Everyone : OMFG SHE JSUT GOT HIT BY A CAR!
Suteki : ROFLMFAO!!!! SHE GOT HIT!!!! xDDDD *continues to laugh giddily*

And strangely...i can see that happening...

Then there was the time today when my friend said she wanted to start a blog too

Friend : where can i get a blog? I'm a Blog virgin
Suteki : lol, and u aren't a virgin when u start a blog and the bigger virgins gobble u up? xD
Friend : not unless they have catlike reflexes like me
Suteki : unless...the bigger blogs are huge and cover u up and u can't move and...oO
Friend : ...Tochee
Suteki : xD

Current Mood : OO...strange...

Friday, April 28, 2006

Stupid Sub...

THE STUPIDEST THING HAPPENED TODAY IN TECH!!! (And I'm sure everyone who has a sub for Mr. Mandarino agrees) My real teacher had to go away for 6 weeks cause of a surgery so he had one of his old friends come in to replace him as a teacher for the 6 weeks...and omfg...the guy is computer illtearate!! (I SWEAR!! or he's like 50 years behind or SOMETHING!!) ><...we do the things in the given packages / projects and get it right and he say's it's WRONG!! he DIDN'T even READ the packages!!! he's marking them on how NICE they look, not on how it's SUPPOSED to be done...><>

So today i got in a small argument with him.

Me : Here *hands finished sheet over*
sub : It's not right, the angle here is exposing too much of this side.
Me : i typed in the EXACT angles the PACKAGE wanted us to TYPE...
Sub : no, it doesn't look right
me : but i TYPED IN THE EXACT ANGLES!!
sub : this side is still too big
me : it's SUPPOSED to be that BIG. DEPTH 10! i HAVE ten!!
Sub : i don't like it (see?!?! he doesn't LIKE It...) change it
me : (in head) %^@#%^#@%$^%#$%^@$#!!!

Then before that, I had to hand in something, but the printer screwed up on me and cut off a really important part of my design. I tried telling him..

Me : the printer cut off my contour outline.
sub : then it's not the printer's fault, it's ur files'
me : ...that can't happen...
sub : it's the file's fault, u did something wrong. go check it again
me : the PRINTER cut my contour outline in HALF, how the hell can I do THAT on the FILE?! i HAVE it on the computer and it's RIGHT but the PRINTER cut half of it OFF!!
sub : it's the file. go check it.
me : *OMFG!!! *is frustrated beyond reasoning* *sits back at desk* *stares at computer for awhile* *suddenly feels tears*
friend's : oO...are u ok...?
Me : STUPID FUCKING SUB!!! WTF IS WRONG WITH HIM?!?! I'M WRINGING HIS NECK!!! *starts to cry*
friends : OO...(and yes, i actually said all that in a harsh whisper while i was sobbing. then i went "fuck this" and i stopped caring and just went sorta...dead...i think i lost a lot of marks today cause in the end i didn't hand any of the things in cause he is just so screwed.)

Then there's also when i came back from printing my assignment and my friend is handing her assignment in and it's TOO good so he goes.

Sub : did u COPY THIS?!
friend : no
Sub : are u SURE?!
friend : NO! i SWEAR!!
Sub : *is still uncertain* are u sure u didn't?!?!!
friend : NO!!! I DIDN'T!!!

-____-""...she DIDN'T COPY!! she's not the type to copy!! and also i saw her make part of it so she couldn't have. God...it's liek he doesn't believe any of us AND judges our stuff it see if it's good enough to hand in DISPITE what we were SUPPOSED to do... F#$$%&

Current Mood : *Pissed*
Current Song : Is It Real? - The Seatbelts (It fits me very well, a total description of my current life)

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

OO...I'M GONNA DIE!!!! ><

OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFGO OMFGO OFMOFGOMFGOMGFOFGMFGOFMGOFMFGOFMFOG!!!!! (Imagine me saying that out loud in the word form and not the letter form) (aka, oh my effing god and not just OMFG)

i have THREE UNIT TESTS TOMORROW AND I BARELY SUDIED FOR MATH AND SCIENCE CAUSE I WASTED 5 HOURS OF MY LIFE WRITING A STUDY SHEET FOR MY GEO TEST WHICH WAS A REQUIREMENT FOR THE TEST OR SHE'D TAKE 10 MARKS OFF MY TEST!! ><...AND NOW I'M SCREWED FOR SCIENCE AND MATH CAUSE I DIDN'T EVEN LOOK AT MY MATH NOTES AND IT'S ALGEBRA AND I ALWAYS MAKE MISTAKES IN ALGEBRA -not much but i wanna reach a 90- AND MY SCIENCE IS CHEMISTRY AND WHO THE HELL ACTUALLY CAN MEMORIZE -almost- ALL THAT STUFF?!?! ><...

I. AM. DEAD.

Current Mood : >w<...*diez*
Current Obsesseh : BBYEEZZ CREUL WORLD!!! BBYEZZ MY CUPCAKEEE!!!! I'LL MISS U!! ><...

Saturday, April 15, 2006

What Happenes when 8 friends hang over at My Place

LOL!! on of the best days of my life.

*Suteki walks to Park to meet up with Sam and Andrew*
*Is in pain cause it's her T.O.M...*
*Boys are being annoying running off into the forest to get gang raped...*
Suteki : DON'T DIE!!!
*Boys screaming their head of as they run past with a maniac rapist behind them*
Suteki : ...I warned them...
...
*Have been waiting for a good 20 minutes and started to get impatient*
Suteki : Let's go get them...><
Sam : OMFG...NO!! We just CAME from THERE!!
Suteki : Too bad ...
*Are walking there*
*5 minutes later, they ring the doorbell to Taylor's place*
*Spot them with Cookies*
Me and Boys : OMFG!!! COOKIESSS!!! I WANNTTTTZZZZZZ!!!! ...
*Walking to Petra's house*
*Everyone suddenly start to run*
Everyone : OO......
*Petra's house*
Suteki : OMFG I WANNA SEE UR CAT!!! xD
Kyoko : NO! ><...
*Drags Suteki away from the house*
Suteki : >w<...*cries* cuuuttttteeeeeee kiiiiittttttttttttttttyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...!!!~~~ ...
*Start to walk to the movie rental shop...carrying the cookies and grapes and various other snacks...*
...
*Taylor and me do not wanna walk through the forest and walk over harsh terrain to reach the road*
(Ok...maybe not that harsh...just a bunch of short trees and tall grass and branches everywhere and a small bog...><...BUT IT WAS HARD!!! ><)
...
*Me and Taylor reach blockbusters and see the others and we try to sneak up behind them and attack them...*
*Mission failed when Andrew spotted us...><*
*Me and Taylor can't stop laughing from -sad- failed attempt*
...
*Done choosing movie and we all go to the convience store to buy some snacks and since Sam was the only one there with money...he payed for it all...eheheheh...*
...
*Taylor, me, and Petra are left to carry most of the food back...><...*
(2 litre bottles of Mug and grapes)
*We start falling behind...^^""*
...
*Sam (carrying cookies) and kyoko (carrying mug who i think she gave to andrew who also followed sam's example) put them on the ground to leave it for us to carry...><*
*We aren't even there yet but planned to sit down and jsut start eatting with the food if they wouldn't help us carry it...*
*Kyoko seemed to think the same thing and walks back to us and sits down before we reach the food and starts to eat*
*Justine comes back too to join us*
*We reach and all of us sit down and start chugging the Cream Soda Crush...*
*Just to tell u we were all sitting on a side walk right next to a freeway...lol*
*Sam yelling head off cause we all drinking his Crush*
*He and Andrew run into the forest...screaming bloody murder*
*Taylor's younger brother, comes back to us too and we start throwing cookie crumbs at the passing cars while sitting*
...
*Get back to my house*
*Everyone starts grabbing at snacks and i put the DVD into the DVD player*
*Watching Domino*
*everyone gets distracted and try to pile up on ONE sofa...-____-"*
Suteki : guys, get off. GO ON THE OTHER GODDAMN SOFA!! >w<
Kyoko : i sorta can't...sam's on my foot
Sam : well, i can't move! brett's half sitting on me!
Brett : U can't move?! i'm the one that's half buried underneath u guys!!
Andrew : Who has their arm on my back?
Suteki : ohh, yeaa...me.
Petra: uhhhhhh.....Kyoko...
Kyoko : hold on Petra, i'll move just as soon as they move. Taylor, could u try getting out?
Taylor : i'll...uhhh...'try' and get up.
*fails*
Taylor : uhhh, justine...help...?
*justine est laughing...*

...yeaaa....it was fun tho...xD...and the movie we rented (Domino?) was pretty good ^^

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Gang Rape At Lunch

Anyways...You'd think Gang Rape was something that never happens that much...you were wrong...

Suteki : *enters a very crowded gym hall with a bag of popcorn* hey guys
*Everyone leeches off Suteki*
*paper ninja throwing star flying everywhere...*
OO...wtf...?
Andie G : DUCK!! *dives right across from Suteki as she tries to catch a plastic frisbiee*
Suteki : ...
*Andie G is playing frisbiee with 5 other people in the hall...* (sometimes i wonder if the gym hall became our hive...) *most other friends are sitting at side of hall in clumps (we totally block off all ways of transportation in that hall)
*Everyone is fighting for the paper ninja star or the frisbee for the people closer to the game*
Kyoko : *is slightly ticked at all the flying things*
*Grabs paper star and stuffs it into her bra*
Suteki : WOOOTTTT GO KYOKO!!! xD
Kyoko : *ehehehehe*
...
*Frisbee lands into Sam's hands*
*Sam will not give the frisbee up*
*Older grade ten guy who was playing tackles Sam*
*I scream " SAM IS BEING RAPED BY A GUY!!!"*
*Everyone else playing joins in and a dog pile is formed*
*I scream "SAM IS BEING GANG RAPEDDD!!!!"*
*Me and Kyoko are laughing in sheer amusement*
...
*Later the frisbee some how gets stuck in the light*
*Grade ten guy makes Sam get on his shoulders to get the frisbee*
*They are in awkward position*
*Me and Kyoko, laughing...yet again...*

lol...good timesss...good timmmeeees...

Current Obsession : Drawing a cemetary for all my friends!~

Sunday, April 09, 2006

Waiting...

Don't you just hate it when u'r sitting alone, BORED OUT OF UR MIND, waitting for your friend to come over so u can kill them for making u WAIT?! well, i do...

This is what happens to me...


1 minute... ok...they'll be here in about an hour...
5 minutes...*leg twitching*
10 minutes... *trying to dlaod Black Cat but the computer screwed up...*
15 minutes... *reading fanfiction...*
20 minutes... *is done reading but now has nothing to do...*
25 minutes... *staring at computer screen*
30 minutes... just another half an hour...*leg starts twitching again...*
40 minutes... RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLL!!!!!!
45 minutes... *twitching like crazy...*
50 minutes... *dies...*
60 minutes... *friend comes in* "OO...Suteki...? Are you ok...?" *pokes*

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

A...Kitty Collar...?

Just sitting in front of the computer, minding my own buisness of doing homework and getting distracted by MSN. Suddenly my mom pulls out this scarf / belt / piece of cloth / acessory that i totally forgot about and asked -

Suteki's Mom : What are you gonna do with this...?
Suteki : uhhhh...*takes...thing...*
Suteki's Mom : If u aren't gonna use it anymore i'm throwing it away.
Suteki : *Puts thing around neck and ties a bow...* ...uhhhh...ok? My collar now...?

Current Obsession : KITTY COLLAR!!~~

Monday, April 03, 2006

The Affects of a Little Brother Watching tv Near you....

When Little brothers are near, beware Jessi's lost sanity...!!~~~
Especially with TreeHouse right next to her ear...!!~~~

(Little Bear)
OMFG!!! EWWWWWW!!!! PERVERTED LITTLE BEAR MAKING HIS "FISHERMAN BEAR" MARRY LUCY!!! DDx

(Dora the Explorer)
WHY IS IT SO REPETATIVE?!!?!!? "No Sniper no!!!" GYAAAAAAA!!!!!

(Bob the Builder)
ARRRGGGHHHHH!!! THE VOICES!!! I STILL HEAR THE VOICESSSS!!!!! SOMEONE PLEASE STOP ITTTT!!! STOPPPP!!!!!!

Current Mood : *Very..insane...*

Even worse are my reactions when they are showing Naruto or Full Metal Alchemist on YTV...Dx...People who watched the Japanese version would understand...

Saturday, April 01, 2006

Turning Someone on With a Knife

One of the stranger conversations me and Schizo have...

Suteki : *Stabs Apple* I don't knwo why i'm donig this...but the sound amuses me...
Schizo : I...Guess...that's normal...
Suteki : *Stabs apple*
Suteki : *again*
Suteki : *And again*
Suteki : *And again*
Schizo : *Watching*
Suteki : yea, so how's ur day, Schizo? *Licks Knife*
Schizo : You trying to turn me on with licking the knife?
Schizo : O_o
Suteki : LOL
Suteki : No
Suteki : Why?
Suteki : Is it working...?
Schizo : lol
Schizo : Not really
Schizo : You trying...?
Schizo : (this sounds like sex gone wrong...)
Suteki : LOL
Schizo : "Is it working?"..."Not really. You trying?"..."Okay. Let me try again."..."Nope. Still nothing."
Suteki : LOL
Suteki : ok, we need to stop.
Schizo : lol, yea
Suteki : LOL!! OMFG!! THAT SOUNDED LIKE THE SCRIPT TOO!!
Schizo : LOL!! YEA!!

And so we continue on...

Current Obsession : *Turning pplz on with a KNIFE that was used to stab an APPLE* (LOL, that sounds so wrong...)

Asylum Brethren!!

ChronosKitty : My fellow sister in insanity!!

ChronosKitty : OMFG...You're Blog is INSANE...YOU'RE INSANE
Suteki : ...No
Suteki : ...ok...maybe...
Suteki : FINE! YES!! YES I AM!!...
ChronosKitty : It's ok, i'm insane too.
Suteki : YAY!!!!
Suteki : YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?!!?
ChronosKitty : What?
Suteki : We insane people have to STICK TOGETHER!!
Suteki : First! We must make an army!
Suteki : SECOND!! We break into the asylums and get our fellow brethren out!!
Suteki : THIRD!! WE TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
ChronosKitty : MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YESSSSSS!!!

Current Mood : *Taking over the worldish...*