Dissecting a DISEASED Frog

First day -AFTER cutting it open (Me actually Jessica)

Sylvi : I think it's a girl. It's small.
Jessica : I'm sure it's a guy...Guy frogs are SMALLER...although that'd be an awkward situation...
Sylvi : But...there's an Egg sac there...
Jessica : Are you sure...?
Sylvi : ...yeaa...I think...
Jessica: ...fine...

Second Day - What the Teacher say. Also, Sylvi ditched me today for a interview at another school...

Jessica : *Ready to take pictures of dissected frog for presentation*
Teacher : Wait! What's that Huge Black thing in the frog...?
Jessica : uhhh...we think it's the egg sac...? So female...?
Teacher : I guess...
Jessica : But it DOES have thicker pads on it's fingers so that points to it being Male...
Teacher : that's true too...
Jessica : so i'm not sure what it is...
Teacher : Here, lemme see. *probes around* It has testes
Jessica : WHAT?!?!?!!
Teacher : yea, come see. *points at small yellow...thing and DO look like the testes on the frog innard diagram*
Jessica : OO...
Teacher : i'm jsut not sure what this huge black sac is...it CAN'T be the egg sac. it's connected to the heart...
Jessica : *shock*
Teacher : Hold on *steals frog* *leaves class*
Jessica : uhhh...
Other classmates : What happened?! Why did she take your frog? Is it really diseased?
Jessica : ...I think it's a UNISEX...
Classmates : OO...how does THAT work?!
Jessica : ...I don't know...
...
*Teacher comes back*
Teacher : You have a DISEASED frog.
Jessica : *shock* Excuse me?
Teacher : it's diseased.
Jessica : Ho-how?!
Teacher : That huge sac is it's lung.
Jessica : OO...wha...
Teacher : yea, see? Even the heart seems too big to be normal. like it had too much oxygen or something. And frogs don't breath that much through their nose, they breath through their skin. I think something happened to it before the dissection that caused the lung to inflate so much.
Jessica : ohh...
Teacher : so yea, atleast this makes for an interesting presentation.
Jessica : OO...I...guess...

The Power of Leeching with Hugs ^w^

Suteki : *energy deprived*
Blueberry : Suteki...? Are you...OK?!
Suteki : *mumbles something incohearent*
Blueberry : What...?
Suteki : *growls*
Blueberry : OO...i--i'll leave u alone for awhile...
Suteki : *growls louder as she slides onto the ground in a heap*
...
Mariam : OO.............are you ok Suteki...?
Suteki : Ma-maarriiiaaaammmm...?
Mariam : ....yea.......?
Suteki : *mega glomp!!*
Mariam : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *Dies*
...
Jenny : *sees Mariam lying in a energy deprived heap* Are you PMSing AGAIN, Suteki?!?!?!
Suteki : jee-nnnyyy...je-nny hu-g me?~ (Imagine in a sing song sorta cute sweet voice that you usually hear in scary movies) (Also include the wanting sorta look that's crazed)
Jenny : ...OO
Suteki : *GLOMP!!*
Jenny : GYYYAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...
Kyoko : Suteki...?
Suteki : Cheesecake? Cheesecakkeeee!!! (My nickname for her) GIMME UR ENERGY!!
Kyoko : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *Runs*
Suteki : *TACKLE-GLOMP!!!!*
Kyoko : *Struggles* *Fails* *Wilts*
Suteki : needddd...moooorrreeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
...
*Suteki spots Blueberry*
Blueberry : Suteki...Why...do you have a...crazed look on your face...?
Suteki : Blueberry...blueberryyyyyyy...
Blueberry : ...Shit
Suteki : *LAUGHS EVILLY AND GLOMPS!!!*
Blueberry : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *Blood sperts everywhere*
...
*2 minutes later*
Suteki : Much better!!~
*Everyone else moves away*

And that, my friends, is the power of leeching with Glomp / hugs. Although i can't tell you HOW to perform such a thing...^^

Just a bunch of days in One

Yeaaa...this is actually supposed to be a post for today, yesterday, and the day before, so...a bit long...

It all started Tuesday May 16

First Period Math (The Crazy-Evil Sub)

*Everyone standing for anthum*
Boy : *murmurs soomething to another boy but he's too far for me to hear*
Sub : *can hear them even though the anthum so loud and scans crowd with hawk like eyes- literally - * YOU!! STAND UP!! BOTH OF YOU!!
Boy : bu--
Sub : NOW!!
Boy : *flinch, quivers, and stands*

. ..

*After anthum and now announcements*
Hiba : i wanna tie up my hair...><
Vincy : OO...?
Suteki : then just tie it up.
Hiba : i don't know how...
Suteki and Vincy : OO...
Hiba : Seriously, i can't
Suteki : give the scrunchie to me--
Sub : YOU TWO GIRLS!!! *points at me and Hiba* STAND UP!!
Suteki : but i was just--
Sub : STAND!!
Suteki : *In head* Bitch

...

And i can't remember what happened on Wedesday that i wanted to write down...but i DO remember what happened THURSDAY!! xD yes, Thursday May, 18...><

Me and Kyoko are jsut walking through the woods when she unconciously wanted to take the HARD way and go downhill on a 85 degree slope to a ledge about a metre away from the RIVER...><...and did i mention it had been raining / drizzling for the past...THREE DAYS!!!...>w<...yeaaaa...so we went down there and she went up, but then most of the mud was exposed when she climbed up so i couldn't get a good grip in the mud and yea...

Lets just say i kept on slidding downhill on my knees going "DAMN U, U STUPID HILL!!" >w<...But it was fun!! although everyone thought we were idiots when we came back...but it was fun...

Kyoko : *Jumps into a puddle with about a dozen boys who we know watching us* weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!~~~~
Suteki : YAYYY!!!!
William : OMG...you guys are such idiots...*disgusted look*
Suteki : ATLEAST WE'RE FUN IDIOTS WILLIAM!!

And that about sums it up...and there was something else interesting that i todl myself to remember to say but...now i can't remember what it was...><

Current Random : ATLEAST WE'RE FUN IDIOTS!!!

Obsessions

Me and Bubbly are just walking around at the mall, searching for a pair of new pants that were UNDER $10 for Bubbly. (This task was nearing impossible...-___-") When...

Suteki : *sipping on her Caramel Chai Latte from Second Cup*
*Both of them pass the candy store*
Bubbly...I want candy...><
Bubbly : ...u JUST got a latte with WHIPPED CREAM! i THOUGHT u said u were already sated!
Suteki : but...butt...cccaaaaannnnndddyyyyy...><
Bubbly : Suteki, u already had whipped cream...
Suteki : *sniffle* u...u make me sound...
Both at same time : Obsessed!
Suteki : ...yeaa...*jumps off to candy*
Bubbly : ARGH!!! UR SO DIFFICULT!!

Later on...
Suteki : Imagine we narrarated what happened before?
Bubbly : That'd be...interesting.
Suteki : then if we keep on continuing then it'd be like we narrarated what was narrarated and we were narrarated.
Bubbly : oO...that's confusing...
Suteki : xD, I know

And after that day, we made up a list of what we both were obsessed with...xD
Suteki :
Candy
Whipped Cream
Smelly things (perfume)
Fortune telling
Black
Scaring friends by wearing all pink...xD

Bubbly :
Army clothing...-____-"

(See the huge difference there?)

Current Random : BE OBSESSIVE!! OR BE PINK!!

Stupid Scanner

Suteki : OMFG! I HAVE TO SHOW U THIS PIC I JSUT FINAISHED DRAWING FROM MY ART CLASS!!!
Schizo : Sure ^^
Suteki :
*Goes to get picture scanned*
*pushes 'scan' button*
*waits*
*...nothing happens*
...uhhhh...
*pushes button again*
*...nothing...*
*pushes again*
*..........................still nothing*
Suteki : Well then...schizo...I can't get the scanner to work
Schizo : it's ok dear, you can show me it tomorrow or when u figure it out.
Suteki : ...but...but....i...wanna show u!!! ><
Schizo : it's ok
Suteki : NO!!! ><
*pushs scan button!*
*nothing happens*
WORK U GODDAMN SCANNER!!!
Schizo : *sighs in frustration* I feel liek one of those girls on a date and my boyfriend or something won't give up on getting me something.
"it's ok, you don't have to get me the teddy bear"
"NO!! I WILL GET YOU THE TEDDYBEAR!!"
*wishes she never mentioned the damn thing in the first place*
"DAMN IT!! I MISSED!!"
Suteki : ...it's not THAT bad
Schizo : mmhmm...
Suteki : ...wait...wait...i think...yea...hold on...
* Remembers something and goes under computer table and checks something*
*Confirms her thoughts*
*Cusses loudly*
OMFG THE #%!@#%$#^$#%#@ SCANNER WASN'T PLUGGED IN!! ><
Schizo : lol
Suteki : ...I feel abused...
Schizo : OO...how?
Suteki : Myscanner abused my pride...>w<...

Current Mood : Abused by scanners, it's the 'in' thing to do.