Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Singing Wienie

Would u find it weird if ur little brother started singing weird things...?

For example :

"Me like wienies!! me want to eat wienies!! i wanna eat eveeryone's wienies!! i love ur wienie!!"

yea...

And another thing that scared me was the fact that he had once spazzed at RAINBOW chocolate chip cookies cause he didn't get to see a RAINBOW...which is very ironic

Scenario:

"I HATE U!! I HATE U!!! *punches cookies*"

...i will never figure him out...

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Being Schizo

After a rather uneventful day...

I noticed...

...them

Suteki : ow!
Suteki 2 : i shouldn't have licked that...
Suteki 3 : i'm such an idiot
suteki : OO...AM I TALKING TO MYSELF?!?!
suteki 2 : seems like it
suteki 3 : u'r such an idiot
suteki : ME?! AREN'T YOU ME?!!!?
Suteki 3 : shhhhhh!!! i'm not supposed to exsist!!!
Suteki 2 : u can't, not exsist! u'r right here!!
Suteki 3 : ohh...
Suteki : HA!! WHO'S THE IDIOT NOW?!?
Suteki 3 : I'm still u
Suteki : shit...
Suteki 2 : Can i hurt myself...?
Suteki and Suteki 3 : NO!!
Suteki 2 : ..........................I hate you...

So i have dubbed them SB (Sadistic Bully) and PS (Psychological Side)

-____-"

Edit!!~

After probing around some more...i have learned of four more of these "voices"

I have dubbed them:
Playful Flirt
Sweet Tooth
Blood Lust
and Innocent Mumbler

...I think innocent mumbler supports blood lust's ideas to kill all my friends...
but i can't prove it cause it mumbles too much...

Monday, June 19, 2006

Laughing like an evil little girl...(sad attempts at raspberries)

ok, after exams today, i was really hungry so went to the mall to eat and bought this huge ass chai latte...soo gooddd...

s oyea...after coming home, my friend came over so i could help her with her math exam...but we kept on getting distracted...Me + distraction + huge ass coffee in system = not good

Suteki : *staring at Bubbles doing math review* Am i annoying you?
Bubbles : no
Suteki : *Comes closer* am i now?
Bubbles : ...
suteki : OMG!! I JSUT REMEMBERED!! I DLOADED THIS REALYL SAD AND EERIE SONG AND I LOVE IT!! Wanna hear?
Bubbles : no, it's rea--
Suteki : opens music window and plays the song
Bubbles : ...*sigh* this is so like you...
Suteki : you like?
Bubbles : no, it scares me.
Suteki : *sad attempt at raspberry*
Bubbles : *bursts out laughing* do..do that again!! xDD
Suteki : *starts laughing too*
*Both start laughing*
*Later go to pick up my brother*
Suteki : you know what? i hate standing and waiting for him. *Plops down on the ground* Andthis wastes a lot of energy too so i'm lying down. *lies down on the pavement*
Bubbles : *sits down next to her* ur brother's friend's are gonna think ur weird.
Suteki : ohh well.............
*bus comes*
*all the little kids see Suteki on the floor and gather round her*
Bro Friend : UR SISTER'S ON THE FLOOR, AUSTIN!!
Austin : sissy, why are u lying on the floor?
Suteki : Cause it's cool!
Austin : uhh...ok...sissy, get up. let's go home.
Suteki : no.
Austin : y?
Suteki : cause.
*...Bubbles sees that Suteki won't get up and drags her back*
*they are dloading songs again*
Bubbles : OMG!! DLOAD THIS SONG FROM A MUSICAL!!
Suteki : ...u know how i hate musicals...
Bubbles : DO IT!
Suteki : *whimper* yes sir!
*After dloading*
*listening to the song*
Suteki : it's really...happy...
Bubbles : i know! isn't it great?!
Suteki : i'll just...change back to my eerie mu--
Bubbles : DON'T YOU DARE!!
Suteki : ahh!!
*listening...*
Suteki : *suddenly starts to headbob to the happy catchy music*
Bubbles : OO...Suteki?
Suteki : *notices what she was doing* WAS I HEAD BOBING TO THAT?!?!
Bubbles : *nods*
Suteki : ARGHHHHH!!! LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID TO ME BUBBLES!!! U CONTAMINATED ME WITH HAPPY CELLS!!
Bubbles :...u can't deny that it's catchy tho...
Suteki : *unconciously starts to head bob again* OMG THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME!!
*Bubbles starts to laugh hysterically*

...i still can't believe i head bobbed to such happy music...

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Furry WHAT?!

*Suteki spots Bluberry's MSN name*
Suteki : IT'S FURRY?!?!
Blueberry: LOL, just one of the suggestions, don't worry.
Suteki : ARE U SERIOUS?!?! I AIN'T TAKING IT!!
Blueberry : You have no choice, we're gonna force u to wear it in the end...
Suteki : ......................
Blueberry : lol
Suteki : i'm not wearing a FURRY bra.
Blueberry : ^^
Suteki: WASN'T RAPING ME AT LUNCH TODAY ENOUGH?!?!
Blueberry : .........we were jsut trying to find out ur bra size...
Suteki : ARGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!