Futurama takes it's toll...BLORG!

A Day In Streetsville

2006-07-24T17:47:00.000-07:00

So me and Kyoko are jobs / guitar a huntin

*Arrive at music shop*
Kyoko : so...ummm...do u think i can put a hold on a guitar here?
shop person : yea, sure. But u'll have to put in a deposit.
Kyoko : deposit?
shop person : ...money...
Kyoko : OH! uhhh...well...
Suteki : *laughing*
Kyoko : i...uhh...don't have any money right now...sorry...
Suteki : ty ^^
*Goes to ice cream shop*
*Both buy Vanilla Ice Cream*
*Kyoko licking her cone and i'm savoring my cup* (god that sounds so wrong...o>O)
*Kyoko's ice cream starts to leak from the bottom*
Kyoko : My icecream forgot it's tampon
Suteki :*burst out laughing*
Kyoko : it's true! look! it's bleeding!!
Suteki : so it's a girl ice cream?!
Kyoko : yea!!
Suteki : *watches Kyoko licking melting ice cream away* OMG!! YURI IN ACTION!!
Kyoko : LOL!!
Suteki : ...But...u know...it COULD be a guy.
Kyoko : A guy?
Suteki : Yea! He forgot his condom!! =D!!
Kyoko : LMAO!!
Suteki : That would explain why it's white!!
*Both start laughing*
Suteki : UR GIVING A BLOW JOB JUSTINE!!
*When they finish their ice cream, they go to timmy's for a coffee*
Kyoko : *while drinking cappicino* OMG!!
Suteki : ?
Kyoko : *whispers* It's a john look-a-like!!
Suteki : *whips around* *spots guy* *whispers back* HOLY CRAP!!
*goes to comic book store*
*We some how end up staying there for more then an hour looking through the books and talking with the guy there*
*
*The guy gives us a free manga magazine*
*Happy happy* =D

And i FINALLY get a DDR pad!! ARE U READING THIS KYOKO?!?! =DD!!!!

ARGGH!!!! Screams in pillow

2006-07-22T17:44:00.000-07:00

me : *gets in car*

brother : sis, could u play kingdom hearts today?

me : i already played for four hours yesterday!

bro : NO!

Me: yes! yesterday was the day that joanne came over and i played it!

dad : just play the game for him

me : but i can't just play EVERYDAY, it'd get boring!

bro : but i want you to play!! if u don't play, i'm gonna break ur kingdom hearts cd!

me : then u'll owe me 60 bucks! and don't blackmail me!!

brother : y?!

me : cause the game cost 60 bucks!!

brother : no!

me : then don't break my game!

bro : dad! can u give sis 60 bucks?

dad : IF UR GONNA NOT PLAY UR GAMES, THEN I'M NEVER BUYING U ANY MORE GAMES!!

me : I BOUGHT IT MYSELF!!!

dad : u bought it?!?!

me : YES!

dad : WELL IF U DON'T FEEL LIKE PLAYING KINGDOM HEARTS THEN WHY SHOULD I COME PICK U UP FROM WORK?!?! I DON'T FEEL LIKE PICKING U UP, SO WHY SHOULD I?!(DID u SEEE that?!?! he TOTALLY changes the topic and catches me off guard!)

me : THAT'S NOT THE SAME!!

dad : YES IT IS!

me : no it isn't!!

bro : play kingdom hearts or i'll break it!!

me : IT'S MY GAME, AUSTIN!!

(and can u believe this actually CONTINUES?!?! ARGGHH!! I CAN JUST GO INSANE!!!)

Singing Wienie

2006-06-28T17:07:00.000-07:00

Would u find it weird if ur little brother started singing weird things...?

For example :

"Me like wienies!! me want to eat wienies!! i wanna eat eveeryone's wienies!! i love ur wienie!!"

yea...

And another thing that scared me was the fact that he had once spazzed at RAINBOW chocolate chip cookies cause he didn't get to see a RAINBOW...which is very ironic

Scenario:

"I HATE U!! I HATE U!!! *punches cookies*"

...i will never figure him out...

Being Schizo

2006-06-21T14:40:00.000-07:00

After a rather uneventful day...

I noticed...

...them

Suteki : ow!
Suteki 2 : i shouldn't have licked that...
Suteki 3 : i'm such an idiot
suteki : OO...AM I TALKING TO MYSELF?!?!
suteki 2 : seems like it
suteki 3 : u'r such an idiot
suteki : ME?! AREN'T YOU ME?!!!?
Suteki 3 : shhhhhh!!! i'm not supposed to exsist!!!
Suteki 2 : u can't, not exsist! u'r right here!!
Suteki 3 : ohh...
Suteki : HA!! WHO'S THE IDIOT NOW?!?
Suteki 3 : I'm still u
Suteki : shit...
Suteki 2 : Can i hurt myself...?
Suteki and Suteki 3 : NO!!
Suteki 2 : ..........................I hate you...

So i have dubbed them SB (Sadistic Bully) and PS (Psychological Side)

-____-"

Edit!!~

After probing around some more...i have learned of four more of these "voices"

I have dubbed them:
Playful Flirt
Sweet Tooth
Blood Lust
and Innocent Mumbler

...I think innocent mumbler supports blood lust's ideas to kill all my friends...
but i can't prove it cause it mumbles too much...

Laughing like an evil little girl...(sad attempts at raspberries)

2006-06-19T17:29:00.000-07:00

ok, after exams today, i was really hungry so went to the mall to eat and bought this huge ass chai latte...soo gooddd...

s oyea...after coming home, my friend came over so i could help her with her math exam...but we kept on getting distracted...Me + distraction + huge ass coffee in system = not good

Suteki : *staring at Bubbles doing math review* Am i annoying you?
Bubbles : no
Suteki : *Comes closer* am i now?
Bubbles : ...
suteki : OMG!! I JSUT REMEMBERED!! I DLOADED THIS REALYL SAD AND EERIE SONG AND I LOVE IT!! Wanna hear?
Bubbles : no, it's rea--
Suteki : opens music window and plays the song
Bubbles : ...*sigh* this is so like you...
Suteki : you like?
Bubbles : no, it scares me.
Suteki : *sad attempt at raspberry*
Bubbles : *bursts out laughing* do..do that again!! xDD
Suteki : *starts laughing too*
*Both start laughing*
*Later go to pick up my brother*
Suteki : you know what? i hate standing and waiting for him. *Plops down on the ground* Andthis wastes a lot of energy too so i'm lying down. *lies down on the pavement*
Bubbles : *sits down next to her* ur brother's friend's are gonna think ur weird.
Suteki : ohh well.............
*bus comes*
*all the little kids see Suteki on the floor and gather round her*
Bro Friend : UR SISTER'S ON THE FLOOR, AUSTIN!!
Austin : sissy, why are u lying on the floor?
Suteki : Cause it's cool!
Austin : uhh...ok...sissy, get up. let's go home.
Suteki : no.
Austin : y?
Suteki : cause.
*...Bubbles sees that Suteki won't get up and drags her back*
*they are dloading songs again*
Bubbles : OMG!! DLOAD THIS SONG FROM A MUSICAL!!
Suteki : ...u know how i hate musicals...
Bubbles : DO IT!
Suteki : *whimper* yes sir!
*After dloading*
*listening to the song*
Suteki : it's really...happy...
Bubbles : i know! isn't it great?!
Suteki : i'll just...change back to my eerie mu--
Bubbles : DON'T YOU DARE!!
Suteki : ahh!!
*listening...*
Suteki : *suddenly starts to headbob to the happy catchy music*
Bubbles : OO...Suteki?
Suteki : *notices what she was doing* WAS I HEAD BOBING TO THAT?!?!
Bubbles : *nods*
Suteki : ARGHHHHH!!! LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID TO ME BUBBLES!!! U CONTAMINATED ME WITH HAPPY CELLS!!
Bubbles :...u can't deny that it's catchy tho...
Suteki : *unconciously starts to head bob again* OMG THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME!!
*Bubbles starts to laugh hysterically*

...i still can't believe i head bobbed to such happy music...

Furry WHAT?!

2006-06-01T15:10:00.000-07:00

*Suteki spots Bluberry's MSN name*
Suteki : IT'S FURRY?!?!
Blueberry: LOL, just one of the suggestions, don't worry.
Suteki : ARE U SERIOUS?!?! I AIN'T TAKING IT!!
Blueberry : You have no choice, we're gonna force u to wear it in the end...
Suteki : ......................
Blueberry : lol
Suteki : i'm not wearing a FURRY bra.
Blueberry : ^^
Suteki: WASN'T RAPING ME AT LUNCH TODAY ENOUGH?!?!
Blueberry : .........we were jsut trying to find out ur bra size...
Suteki : ARGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Dissecting a DISEASED Frog

2006-05-24T18:15:00.000-07:00

First day -AFTER cutting it open (Me actually Jessica)

Sylvi : I think it's a girl. It's small.
Jessica : I'm sure it's a guy...Guy frogs are SMALLER...although that'd be an awkward situation...
Sylvi : But...there's an Egg sac there...
Jessica : Are you sure...?
Sylvi : ...yeaa...I think...
Jessica: ...fine...

Second Day - What the Teacher say. Also, Sylvi ditched me today for a interview at another school...

Jessica : *Ready to take pictures of dissected frog for presentation*
Teacher : Wait! What's that Huge Black thing in the frog...?
Jessica : uhhh...we think it's the egg sac...? So female...?
Teacher : I guess...
Jessica : But it DOES have thicker pads on it's fingers so that points to it being Male...
Teacher : that's true too...
Jessica : so i'm not sure what it is...
Teacher : Here, lemme see. *probes around* It has testes
Jessica : WHAT?!?!?!!
Teacher : yea, come see. *points at small yellow...thing and DO look like the testes on the frog innard diagram*
Jessica : OO...
Teacher : i'm jsut not sure what this huge black sac is...it CAN'T be the egg sac. it's connected to the heart...
Jessica : *shock*
Teacher : Hold on *steals frog* *leaves class*
Jessica : uhhh...
Other classmates : What happened?! Why did she take your frog? Is it really diseased?
Jessica : ...I think it's a UNISEX...
Classmates : OO...how does THAT work?!
Jessica : ...I don't know...
...
*Teacher comes back*
Teacher : You have a DISEASED frog.
Jessica : *shock* Excuse me?
Teacher : it's diseased.
Jessica : Ho-how?!
Teacher : That huge sac is it's lung.
Jessica : OO...wha...
Teacher : yea, see? Even the heart seems too big to be normal. like it had too much oxygen or something. And frogs don't breath that much through their nose, they breath through their skin. I think something happened to it before the dissection that caused the lung to inflate so much.
Jessica : ohh...
Teacher : so yea, atleast this makes for an interesting presentation.
Jessica : OO...I...guess...

The Power of Leeching with Hugs ^w^

2006-05-20T18:56:00.000-07:00

Suteki : *energy deprived*
Blueberry : Suteki...? Are you...OK?!
Suteki : *mumbles something incohearent*
Blueberry : What...?
Suteki : *growls*
Blueberry : OO...i--i'll leave u alone for awhile...
Suteki : *growls louder as she slides onto the ground in a heap*
...
Mariam : OO.............are you ok Suteki...?
Suteki : Ma-maarriiiaaaammmm...?
Mariam : ....yea.......?
Suteki : *mega glomp!!*
Mariam : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *Dies*
...
Jenny : *sees Mariam lying in a energy deprived heap* Are you PMSing AGAIN, Suteki?!?!?!
Suteki : jee-nnnyyy...je-nny hu-g me?~ (Imagine in a sing song sorta cute sweet voice that you usually hear in scary movies) (Also include the wanting sorta look that's crazed)
Jenny : ...OO
Suteki : *GLOMP!!*
Jenny : GYYYAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...
Kyoko : Suteki...?
Suteki : Cheesecake? Cheesecakkeeee!!! (My nickname for her) GIMME UR ENERGY!!
Kyoko : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *Runs*
Suteki : *TACKLE-GLOMP!!!!*
Kyoko : *Struggles* *Fails* *Wilts*
Suteki : needddd...moooorrreeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
...
*Suteki spots Blueberry*
Blueberry : Suteki...Why...do you have a...crazed look on your face...?
Suteki : Blueberry...blueberryyyyyyy...
Blueberry : ...Shit
Suteki : *LAUGHS EVILLY AND GLOMPS!!!*
Blueberry : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *Blood sperts everywhere*
...
*2 minutes later*
Suteki : Much better!!~
*Everyone else moves away*

And that, my friends, is the power of leeching with Glomp / hugs. Although i can't tell you HOW to perform such a thing...^^

Just a bunch of days in One

2006-05-18T15:42:00.000-07:00

Yeaaa...this is actually supposed to be a post for today, yesterday, and the day before, so...a bit long...

It all started Tuesday May 16

First Period Math (The Crazy-Evil Sub)

*Everyone standing for anthum*
Boy : *murmurs soomething to another boy but he's too far for me to hear*
Sub : *can hear them even though the anthum so loud and scans crowd with hawk like eyes- literally - * YOU!! STAND UP!! BOTH OF YOU!!
Boy : bu--
Sub : NOW!!
Boy : *flinch, quivers, and stands*

. ..

*After anthum and now announcements*
Hiba : i wanna tie up my hair...><
Vincy : OO...?
Suteki : then just tie it up.
Hiba : i don't know how...
Suteki and Vincy : OO...
Hiba : Seriously, i can't
Suteki : give the scrunchie to me--
Sub : YOU TWO GIRLS!!! *points at me and Hiba* STAND UP!!
Suteki : but i was just--
Sub : STAND!!
Suteki : *In head* Bitch

...

And i can't remember what happened on Wedesday that i wanted to write down...but i DO remember what happened THURSDAY!! xD yes, Thursday May, 18...><

Me and Kyoko are jsut walking through the woods when she unconciously wanted to take the HARD way and go downhill on a 85 degree slope to a ledge about a metre away from the RIVER...><...and did i mention it had been raining / drizzling for the past...THREE DAYS!!!...>w<...yeaaaa...so we went down there and she went up, but then most of the mud was exposed when she climbed up so i couldn't get a good grip in the mud and yea...

Lets just say i kept on slidding downhill on my knees going "DAMN U, U STUPID HILL!!" >w<...But it was fun!! although everyone thought we were idiots when we came back...but it was fun...

Kyoko : *Jumps into a puddle with about a dozen boys who we know watching us* weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!~~~~
Suteki : YAYYY!!!!
William : OMG...you guys are such idiots...*disgusted look*
Suteki : ATLEAST WE'RE FUN IDIOTS WILLIAM!!

And that about sums it up...and there was something else interesting that i todl myself to remember to say but...now i can't remember what it was...><

Current Random : ATLEAST WE'RE FUN IDIOTS!!!

Obsessions

2006-05-13T13:55:00.000-07:00

Me and Bubbly are just walking around at the mall, searching for a pair of new pants that were UNDER $10 for Bubbly. (This task was nearing impossible...-___-") When...

Suteki : *sipping on her Caramel Chai Latte from Second Cup*
*Both of them pass the candy store*
Bubbly...I want candy...><
Bubbly : ...u JUST got a latte with WHIPPED CREAM! i THOUGHT u said u were already sated!
Suteki : but...butt...cccaaaaannnnndddyyyyy...><
Bubbly : Suteki, u already had whipped cream...
Suteki : *sniffle* u...u make me sound...
Both at same time : Obsessed!
Suteki : ...yeaa...*jumps off to candy*
Bubbly : ARGH!!! UR SO DIFFICULT!!

Later on...
Suteki : Imagine we narrarated what happened before?
Bubbly : That'd be...interesting.
Suteki : then if we keep on continuing then it'd be like we narrarated what was narrarated and we were narrarated.
Bubbly : oO...that's confusing...
Suteki : xD, I know

And after that day, we made up a list of what we both were obsessed with...xD
Suteki :
Candy
Whipped Cream
Smelly things (perfume)
Fortune telling
Black
Scaring friends by wearing all pink...xD

Bubbly :
Army clothing...-____-"

(See the huge difference there?)

Current Random : BE OBSESSIVE!! OR BE PINK!!

Stupid Scanner

2006-05-12T19:20:00.000-07:00

Suteki : OMFG! I HAVE TO SHOW U THIS PIC I JSUT FINAISHED DRAWING FROM MY ART CLASS!!!
Schizo : Sure ^^
Suteki :
*Goes to get picture scanned*
*pushes 'scan' button*
*waits*
*...nothing happens*
...uhhhh...
*pushes button again*
*...nothing...*
*pushes again*
*..........................still nothing*
Suteki : Well then...schizo...I can't get the scanner to work
Schizo : it's ok dear, you can show me it tomorrow or when u figure it out.
Suteki : ...but...but....i...wanna show u!!! ><
Schizo : it's ok
Suteki : NO!!! ><
*pushs scan button!*
*nothing happens*
WORK U GODDAMN SCANNER!!!
Schizo : *sighs in frustration* I feel liek one of those girls on a date and my boyfriend or something won't give up on getting me something.
"it's ok, you don't have to get me the teddy bear"
"NO!! I WILL GET YOU THE TEDDYBEAR!!"
*wishes she never mentioned the damn thing in the first place*
"DAMN IT!! I MISSED!!"
Suteki : ...it's not THAT bad
Schizo : mmhmm...
Suteki : ...wait...wait...i think...yea...hold on...
* Remembers something and goes under computer table and checks something*
*Confirms her thoughts*
*Cusses loudly*
OMFG THE #%!@#%$#^$#%#@ SCANNER WASN'T PLUGGED IN!! ><
Schizo : lol
Suteki : ...I feel abused...
Schizo : OO...how?
Suteki : Myscanner abused my pride...>w<...

Current Mood : Abused by scanners, it's the 'in' thing to do.

Laughing Giddily when a Friend gets Hit by a Car (Blog Virgins)

2006-04-30T19:03:00.000-07:00

My friend tells me to calm down more cause i'm starting to get too serious and depressing to be around or something-watsiz-ma-call-it

Her Advice to me? Laugh some more and i answer with

Suteki : Laugh some more?? but if i laugh too much i get giddy and that's not good cause yeaa...
Lor : well, i don't mean laugh TOO much, jsut a little more to lossen up.
Suteki : well, i can't help it. this is what happens if i get too giddy. i'd be so unconcious of my actions. Then my sadistic side would increase tenfold. would u like an example?
Lor : well, i'm sure it's not tha--
Suteki : i'd be laughing my ASS off if a friend got hit by a CAR
Lor : OO...
Suteki : Imagine
*Walking home with friend and can't stop laughing cause too giddy*
*Friend going "OO" as she helps support Suteki stand up properly*
*Friend suddenly gets hit by a car outta no where*
Everyone : OMFG SHE JSUT GOT HIT BY A CAR!
Suteki : ROFLMFAO!!!! SHE GOT HIT!!!! xDDDD *continues to laugh giddily*

And strangely...i can see that happening...

Then there was the time today when my friend said she wanted to start a blog too

Friend : where can i get a blog? I'm a Blog virgin
Suteki : lol, and u aren't a virgin when u start a blog and the bigger virgins gobble u up? xD
Friend : not unless they have catlike reflexes like me
Suteki : unless...the bigger blogs are huge and cover u up and u can't move and...oO
Friend : ...Tochee
Suteki : xD

Current Mood : OO...strange...

Stupid Sub...

2006-04-28T13:46:00.000-07:00

THE STUPIDEST THING HAPPENED TODAY IN TECH!!! (And I'm sure everyone who has a sub for Mr. Mandarino agrees) My real teacher had to go away for 6 weeks cause of a surgery so he had one of his old friends come in to replace him as a teacher for the 6 weeks...and omfg...the guy is computer illtearate!! (I SWEAR!! or he's like 50 years behind or SOMETHING!!) ><...we do the things in the given packages / projects and get it right and he say's it's WRONG!! he DIDN'T even READ the packages!!! he's marking them on how NICE they look, not on how it's SUPPOSED to be done...><>

So today i got in a small argument with him.

Me : Here *hands finished sheet over*
sub : It's not right, the angle here is exposing too much of this side.
Me : i typed in the EXACT angles the PACKAGE wanted us to TYPE...
Sub : no, it doesn't look right
me : but i TYPED IN THE EXACT ANGLES!!
sub : this side is still too big
me : it's SUPPOSED to be that BIG. DEPTH 10! i HAVE ten!!
Sub : i don't like it (see?!?! he doesn't LIKE It...) change it
me : (in head) %^@#%^#@%$^%#$%^@$#!!!

Then before that, I had to hand in something, but the printer screwed up on me and cut off a really important part of my design. I tried telling him..

Me : the printer cut off my contour outline.
sub : then it's not the printer's fault, it's ur files'
me : ...that can't happen...
sub : it's the file's fault, u did something wrong. go check it again
me : the PRINTER cut my contour outline in HALF, how the hell can I do THAT on the FILE?! i HAVE it on the computer and it's RIGHT but the PRINTER cut half of it OFF!!
sub : it's the file. go check it.
me : *OMFG!!! *is frustrated beyond reasoning* *sits back at desk* *stares at computer for awhile* *suddenly feels tears*
friend's : oO...are u ok...?
Me : STUPID FUCKING SUB!!! WTF IS WRONG WITH HIM?!?! I'M WRINGING HIS NECK!!! *starts to cry*
friends : OO...(and yes, i actually said all that in a harsh whisper while i was sobbing. then i went "fuck this" and i stopped caring and just went sorta...dead...i think i lost a lot of marks today cause in the end i didn't hand any of the things in cause he is just so screwed.)

Then there's also when i came back from printing my assignment and my friend is handing her assignment in and it's TOO good so he goes.

Sub : did u COPY THIS?!
friend : no
Sub : are u SURE?!
friend : NO! i SWEAR!!
Sub : *is still uncertain* are u sure u didn't?!?!!
friend : NO!!! I DIDN'T!!!

-____-""...she DIDN'T COPY!! she's not the type to copy!! and also i saw her make part of it so she couldn't have. God...it's liek he doesn't believe any of us AND judges our stuff it see if it's good enough to hand in DISPITE what we were SUPPOSED to do... F#$$%&

Current Mood : *Pissed*
Current Song : Is It Real? - The Seatbelts (It fits me very well, a total description of my current life)

OO...I'M GONNA DIE!!!! ><

2006-04-25T19:58:00.000-07:00

OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFGO OMFGO OFMOFGOMFGOMGFOFGMFGOFMGOFMFGOFMFOG!!!!! (Imagine me saying that out loud in the word form and not the letter form) (aka, oh my effing god and not just OMFG)

i have THREE UNIT TESTS TOMORROW AND I BARELY SUDIED FOR MATH AND SCIENCE CAUSE I WASTED 5 HOURS OF MY LIFE WRITING A STUDY SHEET FOR MY GEO TEST WHICH WAS A REQUIREMENT FOR THE TEST OR SHE'D TAKE 10 MARKS OFF MY TEST!! ><...AND NOW I'M SCREWED FOR SCIENCE AND MATH CAUSE I DIDN'T EVEN LOOK AT MY MATH NOTES AND IT'S ALGEBRA AND I ALWAYS MAKE MISTAKES IN ALGEBRA -not much but i wanna reach a 90- AND MY SCIENCE IS CHEMISTRY AND WHO THE HELL ACTUALLY CAN MEMORIZE -almost- ALL THAT STUFF?!?! ><...

I. AM. DEAD.

Current Mood : >w<...*diez*
Current Obsesseh : BBYEEZZ CREUL WORLD!!! BBYEZZ MY CUPCAKEEE!!!! I'LL MISS U!! ><...

What Happenes when 8 friends hang over at My Place

2006-04-15T20:10:00.000-07:00

LOL!! on of the best days of my life.

*Suteki walks to Park to meet up with Sam and Andrew*
*Is in pain cause it's her T.O.M...*
*Boys are being annoying running off into the forest to get gang raped...*
Suteki : DON'T DIE!!!
*Boys screaming their head of as they run past with a maniac rapist behind them*
Suteki : ...I warned them...
...
*Have been waiting for a good 20 minutes and started to get impatient*
Suteki : Let's go get them...><
Sam : OMFG...NO!! We just CAME from THERE!!
Suteki : Too bad ...
*Are walking there*
*5 minutes later, they ring the doorbell to Taylor's place*
*Spot them with Cookies*
Me and Boys : OMFG!!! COOKIESSS!!! I WANNTTTTZZZZZZ!!!! ...
*Walking to Petra's house*
*Everyone suddenly start to run*
Everyone : OO......
*Petra's house*
Suteki : OMFG I WANNA SEE UR CAT!!! xD
Kyoko : NO! ><...
*Drags Suteki away from the house*
Suteki : >w<...*cries* cuuuttttteeeeeee kiiiiittttttttttttttttyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...!!!~~~ ...
*Start to walk to the movie rental shop...carrying the cookies and grapes and various other snacks...*
...
*Taylor and me do not wanna walk through the forest and walk over harsh terrain to reach the road*
(Ok...maybe not that harsh...just a bunch of short trees and tall grass and branches everywhere and a small bog...><...BUT IT WAS HARD!!! ><)
...
*Me and Taylor reach blockbusters and see the others and we try to sneak up behind them and attack them...*
*Mission failed when Andrew spotted us...><*
*Me and Taylor can't stop laughing from -sad- failed attempt*
...
*Done choosing movie and we all go to the convience store to buy some snacks and since Sam was the only one there with money...he payed for it all...eheheheh...*
...
*Taylor, me, and Petra are left to carry most of the food back...><...*
(2 litre bottles of Mug and grapes)
*We start falling behind...^^""*
...
*Sam (carrying cookies) and kyoko (carrying mug who i think she gave to andrew who also followed sam's example) put them on the ground to leave it for us to carry...><*
*We aren't even there yet but planned to sit down and jsut start eatting with the food if they wouldn't help us carry it...*
*Kyoko seemed to think the same thing and walks back to us and sits down before we reach the food and starts to eat*
*Justine comes back too to join us*
*We reach and all of us sit down and start chugging the Cream Soda Crush...*
*Just to tell u we were all sitting on a side walk right next to a freeway...lol*
*Sam yelling head off cause we all drinking his Crush*
*He and Andrew run into the forest...screaming bloody murder*
*Taylor's younger brother, comes back to us too and we start throwing cookie crumbs at the passing cars while sitting*
...
*Get back to my house*
*Everyone starts grabbing at snacks and i put the DVD into the DVD player*
*Watching Domino*
*everyone gets distracted and try to pile up on ONE sofa...-____-"*
Suteki : guys, get off. GO ON THE OTHER GODDAMN SOFA!! >w<
Kyoko : i sorta can't...sam's on my foot
Sam : well, i can't move! brett's half sitting on me!
Brett : U can't move?! i'm the one that's half buried underneath u guys!!
Andrew : Who has their arm on my back?
Suteki : ohh, yeaa...me.
Petra: uhhhhhh.....Kyoko...
Kyoko : hold on Petra, i'll move just as soon as they move. Taylor, could u try getting out?
Taylor : i'll...uhhh...'try' and get up.
*fails*
Taylor : uhhh, justine...help...?
*justine est laughing...*

...yeaaa....it was fun tho...xD...and the movie we rented (Domino?) was pretty good ^^

Gang Rape At Lunch

2006-04-12T18:16:00.000-07:00

Anyways...You'd think Gang Rape was something that never happens that much...you were wrong...

Suteki : *enters a very crowded gym hall with a bag of popcorn* hey guys
*Everyone leeches off Suteki*
*paper ninja throwing star flying everywhere...*
OO...wtf...?
Andie G : DUCK!! *dives right across from Suteki as she tries to catch a plastic frisbiee*
Suteki : ...
*Andie G is playing frisbiee with 5 other people in the hall...* (sometimes i wonder if the gym hall became our hive...) *most other friends are sitting at side of hall in clumps (we totally block off all ways of transportation in that hall)
*Everyone is fighting for the paper ninja star or the frisbee for the people closer to the game*
Kyoko : *is slightly ticked at all the flying things*
*Grabs paper star and stuffs it into her bra*
Suteki : WOOOTTTT GO KYOKO!!! xD
Kyoko : *ehehehehe*
...
*Frisbee lands into Sam's hands*
*Sam will not give the frisbee up*
*Older grade ten guy who was playing tackles Sam*
*I scream " SAM IS BEING RAPED BY A GUY!!!"*
*Everyone else playing joins in and a dog pile is formed*
*I scream "SAM IS BEING GANG RAPEDDD!!!!"*
*Me and Kyoko are laughing in sheer amusement*
...
*Later the frisbee some how gets stuck in the light*
*Grade ten guy makes Sam get on his shoulders to get the frisbee*
*They are in awkward position*
*Me and Kyoko, laughing...yet again...*

lol...good timesss...good timmmeeees...

Current Obsession : Drawing a cemetary for all my friends!~

Waiting...

2006-04-09T10:31:00.000-07:00

Don't you just hate it when u'r sitting alone, BORED OUT OF UR MIND, waitting for your friend to come over so u can kill them for making u WAIT?! well, i do...

This is what happens to me...

1 minute... ok...they'll be here in about an hour...
5 minutes...*leg twitching*
10 minutes... *trying to dlaod Black Cat but the computer screwed up...*
15 minutes... *reading fanfiction...*
20 minutes... *is done reading but now has nothing to do...*
25 minutes... *staring at computer screen*
30 minutes... just another half an hour...*leg starts twitching again...*
40 minutes... RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLL!!!!!!
45 minutes... *twitching like crazy...*
50 minutes... *dies...*
60 minutes... *friend comes in* "OO...Suteki...? Are you ok...?" *pokes*

A...Kitty Collar...?

2006-04-05T18:14:00.000-07:00

Just sitting in front of the computer, minding my own buisness of doing homework and getting distracted by MSN. Suddenly my mom pulls out this scarf / belt / piece of cloth / acessory that i totally forgot about and asked -

Suteki's Mom : What are you gonna do with this...?
Suteki : uhhhh...*takes...thing...*
Suteki's Mom : If u aren't gonna use it anymore i'm throwing it away.
Suteki : *Puts thing around neck and ties a bow...* ...uhhhh...ok? My collar now...?

Current Obsession : KITTY COLLAR!!~~

The Affects of a Little Brother Watching tv Near you....

2006-04-03T17:07:00.000-07:00

When Little brothers are near, beware Jessi's lost sanity...!!~~~
Especially with TreeHouse right next to her ear...!!~~~

(Little Bear)
OMFG!!! EWWWWWW!!!! PERVERTED LITTLE BEAR MAKING HIS "FISHERMAN BEAR" MARRY LUCY!!! DDx

(Dora the Explorer)
WHY IS IT SO REPETATIVE?!!?!!? "No Sniper no!!!" GYAAAAAAA!!!!!

(Bob the Builder)
ARRRGGGHHHHH!!! THE VOICES!!! I STILL HEAR THE VOICESSSS!!!!! SOMEONE PLEASE STOP ITTTT!!! STOPPPP!!!!!!

Current Mood : *Very..insane...*

Even worse are my reactions when they are showing Naruto or Full Metal Alchemist on YTV...Dx...People who watched the Japanese version would understand...

Turning Someone on With a Knife

2006-04-01T18:35:00.000-08:00

One of the stranger conversations me and Schizo have...

Suteki : *Stabs Apple* I don't knwo why i'm donig this...but the sound amuses me...
Schizo : I...Guess...that's normal...
Suteki : *Stabs apple*
Suteki : *again*
Suteki : *And again*
Suteki : *And again*
Schizo : *Watching*
Suteki : yea, so how's ur day, Schizo? *Licks Knife*
Schizo : You trying to turn me on with licking the knife?
Schizo : O_o
Suteki : LOL
Suteki : No
Suteki : Why?
Suteki : Is it working...?
Schizo : lol
Schizo : Not really
Schizo : You trying...?
Schizo : (this sounds like sex gone wrong...)
Suteki : LOL
Schizo : "Is it working?"..."Not really. You trying?"..."Okay. Let me try again."..."Nope. Still nothing."
Suteki : LOL
Suteki : ok, we need to stop.
Schizo : lol, yea
Suteki : LOL!! OMFG!! THAT SOUNDED LIKE THE SCRIPT TOO!!
Schizo : LOL!! YEA!!

And so we continue on...

Current Obsession : *Turning pplz on with a KNIFE that was used to stab an APPLE* (LOL, that sounds so wrong...)

Asylum Brethren!!

2006-04-01T13:17:00.000-08:00

ChronosKitty : My fellow sister in insanity!!

ChronosKitty : OMFG...You're Blog is INSANE...YOU'RE INSANE
Suteki : ...No
Suteki : ...ok...maybe...
Suteki : FINE! YES!! YES I AM!!...
ChronosKitty : It's ok, i'm insane too.
Suteki : YAY!!!!
Suteki : YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?!!?
ChronosKitty : What?
Suteki : We insane people have to STICK TOGETHER!!
Suteki : First! We must make an army!
Suteki : SECOND!! We break into the asylums and get our fellow brethren out!!
Suteki : THIRD!! WE TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
ChronosKitty : MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YESSSSSS!!!

Current Mood : *Taking over the worldish...*

Kyoko, Petra and Me

2006-03-31T18:45:00.001-08:00

Suteki : KYOKO!!!!! (Spots Kyoko in the hall and tackles her) TIME TO GO HANG OUT!!! xD
Kyoko : Just hurry up and get your stuff so we can go and pick up my sister.
Suteki : ...sooo cccoooolllllldddddd....
...
*Ish walking with a bunch of guy friends and Kyoko throws some pinecones at one of them...and misses...sadly...Then i throw it when he's about half a meter away, and HIT HIM!!! xD...*
(lol, then all the other guys start pelting him too...gomen henry!! xD it's jsut too fun to tease you...^^"")
(Kyoko almost got bumped over by Takuma as well...and he's a guy HALF her size and height)
...
*Gets to the elementry school that Kyoko's little sister goes to*
Suteki : OMFG!! HI!! (spots a neightbourhood friend's mother)
Lady : Hey Suteki.
Suteki :HEEYYYYYY!!!!~~~~~
(Starts a Conversation in chinese with the lady)
Kyoko : *Feels very left out since she doesn't know mandarin* FINEEE...TOTALLY IGNORE ME THERE!!!
Suteki and Lady : blah blah blah blah blah....!!!~~~
Kyoko : ...
...
*Kyoko and me and her sister are walking back to kyoko's house when we spot the neighbourhood cat, Stanley*
Suteki and Kyoko's yongest sister (she has two) : OMFG!!! STANLEY!! CUTIE!!!!!!!!!!
Suteki : goochi goochi gooo!!!! Stanley's a good kitty, yes he is...!!!! YAY!! HE ROLLED ON HIS BACK!!! (Is giving the cat a belly rub and he is TOTALLY loving it!!)
Kyoko : How OLD are you, Suteki?!?!
Suteki : Yes stanley's a good kitty, yesss heee is!!! Good kitty!!!! Stanley soo cute!!! (I get really...scary around adorable animals...)
Kyoko : ...I give up...
Suteki : awee!!! noooo!!! stanley no gooooo!!!!!
...
*Suteki is just sitting outside Kyoko's house as she stares at Stanley sitting under a bush, in the rain.*
Suteki : aweee...Stanley!!!! sstttaaaannnnnllllleeyyyyyyyyy....come here kitty!!! here ish warrrmmmmm...!!!! meeeewwwww!!!!! meeoooowwww!!!!! *Kyoko comes out after using the phone*
Kyoko : Dude...Are you ok...?
Suteki : Stanley!! meaaaoooowwww!!! mew...? Stanley ish a good kitty and come here!!!
*Kyoko backs away*
...
Kyoko : *Drags Suteki to Pedra's house*
Suteki : aweee...Stanley ran away...
Kyoko : I think you scared it too much...
Suteki : NO!!!
Kyoko : mhm...right..
...
Suteki : PEDRA!!! ELLO!!!! (Gives her a very very long glomp)
Petra : SUTEKI!!! I MISSED U!!! -and like, can you let go of me now...?-
Suteki : me miss you too!!!!~~~ OHHHH!!! WHERE YOUR KITTY!!!!
Petra : oh!! right!! you wanted to see it!! (Petra goes to get her cutie kitty!!~)
Kyoko : NO! DON'T!!! (Too late)
Petra : Here's my cute kitty!!~~
Suteki : YAY!!!!!!!! xDDD!!! HELLO KITTY!!!! YOU'RE A CUTE KITTY!!!! MEEEOOOOWWWWW!!!!! AWEEE!!!!! YOU'RE SOO CUUUTTTTTEEEEE!!!!!
Kyoko : *hits her own head in frustration*
*Petra's kitty suddenly just leaped away and upstairs*
Suteki : OMG!!! YOUR CAT JUST TOTALLY DISSED ME!!! Dx
Kyoko : HA!!! HAAAAAAA!!!!!
...
*The three of them are walking to the nearest Roger's movie rental place in the rain, without umbrellas*
*Are suddenly beeped at by some passing cars*
Petra : Is it just me or did those cars just beep us?
Kyoko : It's not just you...
Suteki : Nope
Petra: lol, we were beeped cause we smexy!!~~
...
*At Roger's Video*
Kyoko: What are we gonna watch??
Suteki : I donno...
*wanders off...*
*Petra and Kyoko are deep in discussion as i wander around looking for something that at least looks interesting...*
*They come back with two movies*
Kyoko : What do you wanna watch Suteki? Saw II or The Exorcisim of Emily Rose?
Suteki : ...dude...why didnt' i have a say in this...? *Does not like scary movies*
Petra : Well, lets go see what they'll let us take out first before we decide.
Kyoko : Yea
Suteki : wa-what...? -what about my option...?- *totally did not even get a chance to choose a movie*
Roger's Video person : You can't watch this. (gyaaa...they can't tell us what to watch or not!!! Dx...it was NA-18...)
Kyoko : Saw II it is...
Suteki : OMFG!! CANDY!!! (Grabs 6 mega chocolate bars without hesitation)
...
*Are walking back*
Suteki : Hey...Macdonalds...haven't had that for awhile...you guys want fries...?
Kyoko : Sure...? If you are then w/e
Petra: I donno, cause Macdonalds is sorta like...animal killers... ...
*We Enter the Macdonalds place*
Petra : I SEE ANIMAL ABU-*Kyoko covers her mouth before she can yell out anything else*
...
*Are eatting the fries outside of the shop in the rain instead of INSIDE...*
(Yes...i do not know what we were thinking...)
Petra : THEY'RE PROMOTING SEX!! (yells that cause there was a couple standing next to us...)
Kyoko : *Covers Petra's mouth* shhhhhhhh!!!!!
Suteki : You guys want?
Kyoko : *Takes some*
Suteki : Petra?
Petra : Animal harrassement...*And yet strangely she took some anyways...* ooooo!!!! Ketchup!!! Can i have it??
Suteki : Uhhh...sure...? Are you gonna suck on it?
Petra: no, i'm gonna write a hello with it on the shop walls!!
Kyoko : But we might get in trou-
Suteki : Just make sure they don't see you ^^
Kyoko : *Hits head in frustration*
...
*Are Walking home*
*sudden awkward moment when pplz from me and Kyoko's school pass us*
*...*
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Kyoko : *Random* I'm tiiirrrreeeeddddd...PEDRA!! PIGGY BACK ME!! *Jumps on Petra* Petra * AHHH!!! HEAVY!!!! (Kyoko actually weighs about 90-100 pounds...Dx...)
Kyoko : I'm not heavy!!!
Petra : I'm weak!!! Go on Suteki!!!
Suteki : OO...*runs away screaming*
Kyoko : SUTEKI GET BACK HERE!!
...
*They get back*
Suteki : i don't wanna watch...!!!
*Kyoko and Petra -drag- her into the basement theater place...area...*
Suteki : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
...
*In the Saw Movie*
*Kyoko is lying on her stomach while under a blanket and cowering...slightly...*
*Petra and Suteki are hugging each other closely as they try to stop the sounds of the video coming into their ears*
*Suteki ish shaking very badly and whimpering*
Kyoko : OMFG!! NOOO!!!!
Petra : AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Suteki : EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW!!!!! ...
*Are scared...*

Current Mood : *Ish very very scared...*
Current Obsession : *Writing this down*

lol, this who post was a big over exagguration ^^...with tidbits of truth...

30 Hour Famine is...Evil...?

2006-03-30T13:01:00.000-08:00

I just wanted my community service hourss....

But it seems that the one thing holding me back from becoming -slightly- anerexic is my friends...they're so mean...><

Hello Kitty : One of my friends who has the cutest things and is the sweetest girl i know (lol, u know who you are...*cough Alice cough*
Bush : My friend who has the word "Bush" in it so i refer to her as Bush most of the time now...xD...her real name's actually Bushra, but...lets just pretend the "RA" isn't there...
JoJo : lol, our nickname for her, she has the biggest manga collection i know of compared to my school library and the public library with a collection of over 150 manga books...i only have 44...Dx...but by the end of may i'll have around 70!!...

Most of you know that you need 40 hours to graduate to get out of high school, right? Well...i was deprived of five of my hours today when my friends wouldn't let me sign up for the thirty hour famine...Dx...but i wanted to starve with Bushra...

A Bunch of friend who spotted me in the guidance councellor office and are all signing up for community service hours too: JESSICA!!
Suteki : Owwww...earrsssss...bleeding...*is hugged rapidly in succetion by her many friends there*
Hello Kitty : What are you gonna sign up for?
Suteki : i donno...what is there...?
Bush : Sign up for thirty hour famine with me!!! Then the MS marathon walk!!
Suteki : ...Uhhhhh...ok...? *Signs up for marathon*
Jojo : Are you really gonna starve yourself...?
Suteki : seems like it...?
Bush : YES SHE IS!! WITH ME!!
Suteki : *Cannot find sheet...* Uhhh...i guess i'm not...
Bush : YES!!! Wait, WHAT?!?
Suteki : I'm not...?
Bush : You suck!!
Suteki : Woot!!

And yes...Besides...my friends wouldn't let me anyways...I barely even eat enough...

Current Mood : *Slightly annoyed at how slow her FMA is dloading...*
Current Random : OMFG IT'S A BOOK!!

GASP! THERE'S NO MORE TOFU IN THE DINING BUNKER!!

2006-03-29T18:09:00.000-08:00

Petra : One of my bestest bestest rocker buddies who's Kyoko's friend as well. Together they make the "Stoned Sisters" lol

This is a msn convo that was just very very random...xD

Suteki : KYOKO!!!
Petra : THERE'S NO MORE TOFU IN THE DINING BUNKER !!
Kyoko : *GASP!!* QUICK!! GET MORE!!
Suteki : GYAA!! THERE'S NO MORE!!! Dx
Kyoko : NOOO!!!!!
Suteki : THIS IS A CRIME WORSE THEN MURDER!!

Current Mood : *ish happily chewing on beef jerky...*
Current Random : CRAYONS ARE SMEXIER THEN UUUUUUU!!!!!

Cursed by Indian Burial Sites

2006-03-29T15:43:00.000-08:00

I dislike my father. He always yells and never tries to figure out a problem between us before going in a fit of rage...

This time wasn't any different. But this time was the first time i ever LEFT the house, crying, at 10pm with only my cloths and a flimsy sweater on. My mom saw me grabbing my jacket and took off after me as i stormed to a park about 300 meters away from my house. It was also pretty scary since there were no lights near the park and a huge forest behind it.

It was either that or the cemetary.

I slipped onto a swing and was sobbing.

Suteki's Mom : You know he never was always like this.
Suteki : *hic sob...cry cry..*
Suteki's Mom : I don't know when he got like this...i think it was the time after we moved here...do you think our house is haunted?
Suteki : *...sobbbbb....*
Suteki's Mom : Maybe they built it on a aboriginal cemetary and now the ghosts are causing him to act like this.

After that point i was sorta scared of my mom's imagination...

Current Mood : *Je est tres trieste*
Current Obsession : Stabbling heated needles into a voodoo doll that looks alot like her father.